Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
mjhcc 6
Sad. SMH!
eastangels 0
that's terrible!!!!! I could never shoot my dog, or anything for that matter
Jake0928 2
sounds like you live in a good neighborhood...
blacksswan 10
Maybe the dog was sick and dying and he couldn't afford the vet. Still thats just wrong. I hope you reported the bastard.
samanthalynn12 0
thats not even fricking funny AT ALL. disgusting and heartless people still continue to amaze me.
ostrich13 0
THAT IS SO FREAKING AWFUL!!!!!!
maffy4ever 8
He shot his dog? That's really cruel. He can be arrested for that.
SoccerCutie101 0
isn't that animal cruelty? that's so mean :'(
HBoks 7
awwwwww....poor dogg:'(
trellz17 19
no this a F that dogs life not yours.