Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
evey661 5
that's nice
Lemycakes 4
wow judging by all the thumbs done nobody ubderstands sarcasm..
evey661 5
that's nice
xJudii 5
Oh my gosh ! Poor dog ! I wonder how OP found out what it really was
whoisthisgirl 4
maybe police came, or they went to walk down the unfinished road and unfortunately saw the dog?
izzabella43 0
probably had the same effects...
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I feel sorry for the dog but shouldn't this go on ftdogslife.com?
TalkinSmack 6
that's special
afrye97 0
wow misconceptions suck
bridgid96 13
R.I.P. lil doggie
MrSexyPants 14
You make him/her sound like a rapper. RIP lil doggie. :(
ZiplockP 0
why is that road still unfinished? that would bother me more than the dog shooting thing
whoisthisgirl 4
the town probably ran out of money and cancelled the project. I have the same situation with the one behind my house
newzealand 28
F*&king horrible :(