Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML
Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
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Top comments
illeyad 0
that sucks you couldn't have known if someone didn't tell you. It's not your fault.
Rascul 0
Yep, but make sure you go by and try to make it up... You couldn't know
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Comments (34)
Adyst 0
How is that an FML?
cameron_natasha 0
I agree... not really an fml. I guess op just felt bad..
urie 0
lol i agree with 1. you're a retard if you think this is fml worthy.
PsyPako 0
Maybe she would be full of hope about this "really hot guy that works in the same building"... Anyway, any chance you could have, now it's gone.... You are finished!!! Despite that, How is that an FML?
mister_moops 0
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it's an fml because she was just a huge bitch to the guy she likes. ydi.
steveakafranxy 7
there is no possible way she could have known. she was also probably half joking.
Vball6 19
How was she being a bitch? It's a normal joke, she didnt know there was a death.
TanzWolf 26
That's why you say something like "did something come up? You were gone for a few days." rather than assume he was ditching...
3daysgrace 0
thats pretty shytty
Squeaky_x3 0
ouch, that's harsh.
illeyad 0
that sucks you couldn't have known if someone didn't tell you. It's not your fault.
Rascul 0
Yep, but make sure you go by and try to make it up... You couldn't know
slacker37815 0
Yea ok #7 she may not have known, but how is this any different than asking someone how their weekend was and finding out that they were at a funeral? This is no fml, just a person who wanted to say they posted on fml.
Vball6 19
What??
kacee_nicole 0
Thats mean Well i dont blame you You didnt You should have asked why he wasnt at work before saying that. Think before you speak!
cadillacgal79 32
I really hate people who type like this.