Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
junz_fml 0
This guy deserves to get shot.
CaptainDouche 0
He deserves a gold medal, asshole
Person1233 13
He saved a lot of money.
carlieee1 8
51 your name fits you quite well, you jackass.
The_Commentor_ 6
He deserves to get shot because he killed an animal with no soul? I do think it is wrong but the fact that you say he deserves to get shot is like pulling tge trigger.
chelseaaababyyy 17
how the hell do you know the animal 'has no soul' ? they are living creatures. people who abuse animals do deserve this. i once read a story of two guys who bound a four month old puppies legs together, covered it in paint and cooked it the oven, and i fully believe that they deserve the same treatment.
akesa 0
an animal does has a soul you loser
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I read somewhere that women have no souls. Does this mean it's all cool to take the little wife out back and shoot her too #255?
ambowew 7
Mamma, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Gloritank 8
Mamma, life had just begun. and now I've gone and thrown it all awaaaaaaaaay.
oreily12 23
Mamma, Oooo
eminoacid5 0
didn't mean to make you cry.. if I'm not back here this time tomorrow carry on carry on as if nothing really matters anymore
ColtsDoug18 0
what're you waiting for, go tell his *ss off !
boone2511 0
he has a gun!!
promarkchris 6
isn't that illegal?
Stewie22 2
no shit....
whoisthisgirl 4
yes, they passed some law a few years back saying you can no longer shoot your dog unless it is humanely done. I didn't think shooting a dog ever for any reason is humane but that's what it is. I actually got a guy arrested for shooting a pit bull by finding an article saying that it is illegal in PA. glad he got put away and charged
evilteddybear 0
lol nice pic... it goes perfect with what u said.
LRSandTJB412 8
If not, it needs to be.
DocBastard 40
That's the way July 4th is celebrated in my country. The older animals are sacrificed to Rumewab so that the younger ones may flourish for another year and avoid the sacrifice next year. Isn't that what July 4th is all about?
danishbagel 3
Who the hell would thumb down Doc? Gah!
strochenakilo23 0
4th of july is independence day, man.
Alexunited1212 2
No shit, it was a joke, dumbass.
baseballbeast12 0
NOO???? Where the F*** do you live?? that's not what 4th of July is about!!
DocBastard 40
strochenakilo23 and baseballbeast - you know what they call July 4th outside the US? July 4th. You DO realise that it's only a holiday in the US, right? Right?? Maybe you should learn about some other cultures.
ReynshineCutting 10
Last night while watching fireworks I was feeling patriotic. Then this fml was posted and I remembered how ****** up this country is from all the tree hugging hippies saying how cruel it is to put down your dog and that it's illegal and whatnot. **** our government and the stupid laws they make just to satisfy some hippies.
HahaYDI 0
In Britain do they call July 4th "We're not so Great Anymore" Day?
CateXOX 0
191- No, for some wierd reason they've already forgotten about it and moved on. Honestly though, why would they give a shit about America?
lovejdbieber 0
in Australia I'm pretty sure the 4th of July isn't celebrated
HahaYDI 0
229- Because it is now the strongest nation in the world with more resources than Britain?
beastlybeauty 4
it's still a day. I bet it's celebrated as a birthday!
kapippenger 0
Maybe he was just sparing it from misery.
ladybunny 0
man's best friend just got betrayed by owner....sad
bigarat10 0
who the f**k would shoot a dog? sick people
Alexunited1212 2
23 - that's like canceling out your own comment, which makes it a pointless comment.
CatMeister 0
Why did he do it near your house?
Lila_244 0
Awwwwwwww!