S.Bunny
United States
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
oopsies
United States
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
TotaledBeamer
Today, I found out how much damage my neighbor's 5-year-old kid can do to my brand-new BMW with a baseball bat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
VtecKickIn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad boy
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Anonymous
Woof woof
Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML
Saved
United States
Cats rule, dogs drool
Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML
runsinthefamily
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Aurora, United States
Not taking it well
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML
bettercallpeta
United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's delinquent kid shooting squirrels with a BB gun. Shocked and furious at his cruel behavior, I told him to stop, with the threat of telling his parents. He responded by shooting me in the nuts and running away in a fit of laughter. FML
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cwark 0
So you got chased by a shotgun-wielding dog?
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
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repyourcliche 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
the game.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Haha, snickerdoodles, you actually are my hero.
Yarrachel 16
I just won the game.
infernofalcon 0
damn you, snickerdoodles =[
lfc4me 0
I love el nino
hypergal 1
damn i hate u u bitch
anonymous45610 0
oh shit
repyourcliche 0
ooh yass, am i the bitch? XD late christmas present!
kukitheaf 0
i lost the game
Outset_Agent 0
FML.
KingDingALing 9
well if hes your neighbor..then doesnt that mean you gotta go back anyways to get to your house? :o
jayseangirl 0
haha! fyl...nah more like f the dogs life..!! haha
CRlovers123 0
you idiottt poor puppy
logic718 0
wow fyl indeed
xiaoxaio 5
he deserved, i love dogs i would up chase him down with my ak-47
FernandoTorres_fml 0
What's a New Yorker like yourself doing in a rough town like Dallas?
10FlyGirlz 0
your retaared to hit a don't! bitch
Sirin_fml 47
WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING, YOU NITWIT? Google Translate fails me here.
Saccharide 0
You, sir, win! I have new-found respect for this site.
flashback.miss 28
female dogs are called bitches. for some strange reason.. OP, was it an accident you hit the dog, if so, press charges, and I hope the dog is ok.9reply to 10, )
Sirin_fml 47
Sure, but that is about the ONLY thing I understood from #6's post. "your retaared to hit a don't! bitch" «--- I think this just might match the Voynich manuscript in its indecipherability, though let me give it a shot... "You're retarded to [run over] a [female dog]! Don't [do that, sir, I implore you with all my heart, take my life if you will, but leave the poor dog to live out the rest of her days in peace]!"
flashback.miss 28
oh ok, yeah some people r like that. theres no idiot to english(or any other language) translator... :)
xx3ginaxx3 0
maybe it was supposed to be, "you're retarded to hit a dog" and was calling the OP a bitch.
Ashhole_1 0
first off learn how to spell the word dumbass and second off that word is very offensive to some people so why don't you to stop being such a bitch....also another thing....pretty sure they didn't "hit a don't".....they hit a dog!!! and it was most likely on an accident...
Saccharide 0
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Why is this a YDI? It's not like he purposefully ran over the dog. He wasn't speeding down the street with the intention of smashing the dog against the pavement. He sure wasn't being attentive and that's his fault - but chasing someone with a motherfucking shotgun is not equal retribution - at all.
geordieboysgirl 0
Maybe he was speeding and maybe he was driving recklessly. The OP didn't say.
turdburgers 0
actually, for all we know, the OP did it on purpose.
Saccharide 0
There's just enough evidence to support the fact that he was inattentive as there is to support the fact that he's evil.
sadistmonkey 19
And for all we know the OP didn't do it on purpose. As House once said, "speculation makes a spec out of you and some guy named lation which doesn't really affect me at all."
boatkicker 5
Is that really a House quote? I love house
mushoo_fml 0
It is, and I love him too! (wait that sounds gay... oh whatever, he's awesome).
shinshoku13 19
Actualy, since he wasnt shot at, i think it is fair retribution to be scared shitless by a guy with a shot gun after you either killed or seriously injured someones pet, OP wasnt hurt like the dog or the man were so i say it was deserved
alice_18 16
sorry, but if someone hit my dog, on purpose or not, there would be hell to pay.
Mustardnight 3
Lol elmer fudd owned you bugs!!!
ozymandias_fml 0
You are old enough to drive -- but not old enough to carry a cellphone? Call the cops. Problem solved.
Pmm368 5
Maybe the OP didn't have a cell phone. Driving is a pretty expensive luxury, so the OP might not have been able to afford a phone.
BritishHobo 0
Maybe the OP was too focused on running away from the crazy man with a gun to call the cops.
Saccharide 0
Pretty sure it's something along the lines of "threatening with a deadly weapon".
Saccharide 0
FYL, OP. Next time pay attention to the road?
bds0688 0
CAUSE DOGS DON'T RUN OUT OR ANYTHING. DUHER.
youthink_fml 0
The dog shouldn't have been running loose but you should have stopped as soon as you hit it, before the owner had a chance to get a gun.
aback 5
Yeah, stop so the crazy guy can beat you to death. Right. If he'd keep his dog out of the road, he wouldn't have those problems.