Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
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gabirolon 1
wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!
danishbagel 3
Reminds me of Old Yeller...
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Comments (378)
spanner_pig 7
That's disgusting:(
pinkietuskadaro 0
poor dog
fuel4insanity 0
why didn't you give him a hand?
t77man 7
so... big whoop who cares?
ZoZo17_fml 0
you are a heartless bastard.
honeylol 0
that's terrible... why would someone do that to their own dog?!!
HomeAl0ne 20
Oh man, that's terrible! How could someone be so heartless? If he had even a shred of human decency he would have shot that dog on a different day. I hate it when you get all excited about there being fireworks and it turns out to be something else.
tmcclara15 9
The dog could've been hit by a car and needed to be put out of his misery.
Jdgaf 3
ok? WTF. it's not your problem
kei1108 13
Call the police on that idiot for animal abuse.
SirObvious 1
how much?