mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The key
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
SendHelpAndBleach
🌶️ Spicy
Welcome home
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
bdsam
Yuck.
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
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Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
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Comments (108)
firefighterazz 0
shaggadalic baby yer!!!
mrahhhhh 21
Silly OP... Your mom is obviously a cop and your dad is a lion tamer. They are a married couple who take on the toughest cases in a romantic action comedy. And they're coming this Thanksgiving weekend to a theatre near you.
mrahhhhh 21
Sorry for a possible double post.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Heh, does that make Mom pussy-whipped? >.<
mad2physicist 0
So?
DLTsandwich 5
People don't usually like to think about their parents having sex, let alone the type of stuff they are into.
Juneyah1017 9
they seem to be professionals. they must do a bit of role playing and costume changes. your dads a cop one night and your moms a dirty nurse.
pandap_fml 0
puke
sarah17xx_fml 10
I bet OP won't look at her parents the same way again xD
carpediemryders 0
OP, YDI you shouldn't be going through their stuff. Stay out of your dads Porno collection and you would never know. I know you have heard "what you don't know won't hurt you" but now you know and now your mind is forever tainted. lol
_HeadShot_ 0
lmfao
ShadyFTW1 0
You are so cute it's unfair. Jus sayin
gkflower 0
parents are allowed to have fun too!
elmorous 0
boo hoo. could be worse. you could have walked in on your mom pimping your dad out to the neighborhood men as he was dressed up in her sunday best. why are ppl appalled at their parents having sex? do they not realize that's how they were made? and yet they have such low self-esteem to believe the experience of being born and raised should be enough to make their parents abstain for the rest of their lives.
staciieee_x3 0
I tend to agree, 32. I understand no one particularly wants to see their parents doing it, but hey. We all know it happens because it's natural. Society can be pretty uptight these days..
AvengingAngelx 20
Well, when you hear your parents every night and have accidentally found things, it's fairly disturbing. I mean, sure it's natural, but there is a time to do that; when the kid(s) aren't home.