mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The key
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
SendHelpAndBleach
🌶️ Spicy
Welcome home
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
bdsam
Yuck.
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
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Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
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Comments (108)
crushedone 7
Good thing you didn't look in the closet to find our goat.
drig 0
To be fair, maybe she wasn't snooping around. she could of been asked to get something from the room, or they could of been in a more innocent location. Maybe they were having fun on the kitten counter and left them in the sink. :D
bachooka 5
seriously?! fyl? I dint think so. you think your parents only had sex to concieve you? it's actually a good thing your parents have a healthy sex life because it lowers their chances of getting divorced.
h2opoloplaya 0
your wrong your dad is actually a cowboy policeman
Bxsnowhite 0
Hey we all play cops and robbers lol...
FrankHotpants 31
that's not too bad, just don't go knocking on their door at night because you might find yourself talking to your dad in an executioner suit with the whip while your moms tied up in the back.
cajekraze 7
That's not rough sex. That's BDSM, a sensual art of dominance. It also means they trust each other a lot. So quit snooping
stay_brootal 0
at least you didnt walk in on them or find saran wrap
teamsleep22 0
why the **** were you searching through their shit u dumb mother ******. and ur mom gets gangbanged by 8 guys at 1 time every Tuesday. ur moms a ******* *****.
xxViixen 1
doesn't really mean they like it rough, they're exploring... the wrong way