Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML
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Top comments
Plop 17
Well, be glad it's not the alternative. Your mental sanity is a small price to pay in exchange for your mom getting spanked into blissful oblivion.
Anderling 33
Your mother is lucky to have you. I’m sorry about what you had to see but I suppose it beats the alternative.
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Plop 17
Well, be glad it's not the alternative. Your mental sanity is a small price to pay in exchange for your mom getting spanked into blissful oblivion.
RichardPencil 32
Then smack her in the ass with your cricket bat. Talk about a sticky wicket! Right in the blockhole!
Anderling 33
Your mother is lucky to have you. I’m sorry about what you had to see but I suppose it beats the alternative.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, your heart was in the right place lol. That's better than him actually hitting her in an abusive way.