mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The key
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
SendHelpAndBleach
🌶️ Spicy
Welcome home
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
bdsam
Yuck.
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
Top comments
Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
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Comments (108)
farkie3 8
Think they'd mind if I borrowed those?
ItalianFilipino 0
profile picture win ?
staciieee_x3 0
Hot. PS. Meh, no big deal. Older people have sex. It's natural.
TheSofaKing 7
Whip me, beat me, teach me love. Use me, abuse me, make me feel wanted.
boomer195 0
hmmmm someone has been naughty
Lehk 9
F your parents life for having such a prudish daughter.
cufaoil 11
poor you, OP... ask nicely, they might let you borrow them occasionally
netbeui435 3
it's not about you.
AlyWallyy 0
WHAT THE **** O.o THAT'S SO GROSS!
honeybeex3 0
kinky sex ;D
mike3775 39
So your parents have spice in their love life, big deal. Its not like they were loud enough for you to know when you were younger, otherwise you would have known sooner than whatever age you are now.