mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The key
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
SendHelpAndBleach
🌶️ Spicy
Welcome home
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
bdsam
Yuck.
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
Top comments
Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
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Comments (108)
Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
atalia831 0
hopefully not in your room..
Micayla 12
Now you know where they are ;)
mrfruits 0
um join them?
77taylah33 0
um.. ew
travisrocker 0
yeh. it was in there fridge.......
HahaHokayThen 10
Maybe your dad is a cow herder & your mom is a cop. duhhh. (:
NiceGuyz 0
@58 HahaHokayThen ^NiceGuyz^
Pirategrl410 0
U r sick
ImBored089 13
Omg i bet it's in the car
nebula748 14
Kinky ;)
PieInTheSky24 0
kinky isn't using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken ;)
liloneex3 0
be happy OP, great sex makes cute kids. (: roughhh is greatt <3 (;
Freeze_fml 17
Great sex is unrelated to cute kids.
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
hre 0
lol
breenntt 0
wow, your parents are cool. would they mind a threesome, anytime soon? ;)
77taylah33 0
op looks like you might have a new step dad... eww
_blah_blah_blah_ 1
grow up
Icyyy 0
They're saving them for you, OP. Grow up. They're waiting.
maskedman 9
It would be really funny if they had used that whip on you when you were bad. Also, terrible.
breenntt 0
LMAOOOO!!!
stfuyssb 0
that's what you get for being curious and searching their room!
77taylah33 0
who said she searched their room? they could have been anywhere
77taylah33 0
^^ sorry wrong comment:s
twilight_lupus 13
big friggin whoop your parents like rough sex. it's none of your business anyways so how does this cause a disturbance to your like? I think it's more f your parents like for having a child that's snooping around their bedroom.
twilight_lupus 13
*life
stfuyssb 0
you misspelled life twice shouldn't you corrected yourself twice?
egoeclipse 0
it's hard to notice any spelling errors and iPod spell check will do that.
jujubeewhoopie 0
Spelling or not, your point is correct #10. Kids should not be snooping in their parents space. OP, YDI, and your consequence is you cannot unsee that. Learn and move on.
onyx735 0
maybe they asked OP to look for something in their room, but he found that by accident... or better yet, they wanted him to find it.
sammman99 4
ahh shut up
xXSweetNightmare 0
At least OP didn't find out by listening to them in action..
Unlucky_Gun 0
Um no only once. Go get your sight checked or just learn how to read. And even if she did misspell it twice 1 correction would be enough
Metalman69 0
and why is this an fml? now if you had found them in use on your bed then yes... but people have all sorts of odd turn ons. cant judge them for it... unless its animals, in that case judge away.
mintcar 10
Must've been a little disturbing. Were you snooping around? -_-