Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
The key
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Welcome home
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Yuck.
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
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Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
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Comments (108)
DMAN4219 5
you think THAT'S bad?! my parents used to MAKE the whips that they now use on a regular basis!
BCResQ 0
hmmm ask them for lessions, you apparently need them in order to help you pull your head outta the sand.......
CharlieAndChapli 0
What's so bad about that? Face it, your parents have sex. how do you think you got here? and yeah, your parents obviously ENJOY sex. facts of life, kid. I like it rough and I bet I still will after I have kids
stargold 0
cool parents
mster233 0
ummmm just to clear up a few things, my mother asked me to get something from her room and then i found the disturbing objects.
sinneblade 0
What's bad about that? They have an interesting relationship, and they like to have fun with it. Kudos to your parents.
missawesome16 0
maybe it was ur bday present or ur parents are cops
Mami_Gaby18 0
so what you'll probably do it when you get older :D
cdatribe23 0
HOT!!! ;P
12aramey 0
I found the same at my boss's house...