Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
foodlover123 0
well who can blame her he is soooooo hot too bad he is isnt goin 2 be playin in breaking dawn
neko_ceko 3
ewwwwwwwwwwww I'm gonna be sick
QTp13 10
@foodlover123; You should not be allowed to reproduce. It would be a crime against humanity >.<
foodlover123 0
well im just sick lookin at robert pattersin urgh!! plus oh yea FYL 2 but no 1 can comper Taylor Lautner with any1 else srry OP ur just not hot hot enough but Taylor sure is
SettoFail 9
Your comment makes me wanna kill an innocent civilian. Or better yet, you.
DynamicDave 11
Is your girlfriend 12? FYL for sure and you should DTB.
helloimkellay 0
i agreee^ taylor is so hot, guys aree just too jealous to accept thattt. (:
oxrox 0
She is a retard. Twilight is stupid. I hate it.
RebelFriend 0
Dump her. She's a freaking Twitard, so she's clearly an idiot. You can do so much better.
SumKid_fml 0
Well, she must keep "Team Jacob" closer to her than you, so FYL. Make sure she notices your disagreement, and if not, dump her.
LOLomgWTF 0
Haha fyl. Here's one...one day, my mom and I were watching the golden globes and Taylor Lautner was being interviewed. She said he kinda looked like my ex. She's never said anything nice like that about my current bf. :P
dirtygurdy 0
Sometimes I try to like him... but then I remember he was sharkboy. And in Twilight. So... no. I much prefer Damon Albarn.
littlenac 0
I agree twilight sucks dick