Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar. His excuse? Photoshop. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
DeoVolente 13
You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one
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Welshite 40
That's called stalking. Does your girlfriend know she's your girlfriend?
xMnky 8
Well that depends on if they went on a romantic walk at night but only one of them knew about it!
lilpsyco 16
She just doesn't know she loves him yet, but I'm sure he'll help her figure that out soon enough.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
1 - They've been together for two years, but this is the first time OP's girlfriend has heard about it. Eventually, she'll get a restraining order on OP because he keeps being "a creep", but she'll never understand his love for her. What a tragedy. *sigh* I should really talk to the parole officer and explain my situation. He'll understand :3
jazzy_123 20
well I don't know... I met my boyfriend's best friend's mom a couple weeks ago. She loves my boyfriend and he's always at their house, and when I finally met her she said, "oh lord so it's true! you DO have a girlfriend.. it was about time!" haha she didn't believe him, it was funny.
euphoricness 28
Why does he need to prove he has a girlfriend? That insecure?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
From personal experience, 36, I know I pick on my pals that insist they do indeed have a woman, just poking fun at em til' I actually meet the poor girl who chose to date any single one of my buddies. OP probably got sick of all the constant "No girl would ever date a hairy bastard like yourself" comments, and decide to prove that even the son of Sasquatch can get a date every once in a blue moon.
wcc7777777 5
#45- You seem like you need to lie down and talk about that
bubblyhayley 16
is this the guy from the fml above about not knowing her 'boyfriend'
grace31297 14
Did you surprise her with flowers and chocolate?
DeoVolente 13
You could've just said that you wanted it as a phone background. She probably would have allowed that one
cheshirecat13242 32
I saw Op's phone background...it was totally 'shopped..
gc327072 31
30- could you tell by the pixels?
cheshirecat13242 32
31--yes sir, that's exactly how I spotted it!
RenoTheRhino 30
It's alright OP. Introduce your girlfriend to your friends so they know you're not lying.
Zarniclopsindorf 24
I'ld love to hear the girlfriend's side of this story......
CJB3228 17
"Today, this weird guy I've barely known for a month asked me to take a picture with him just to prove he could get a girlfriend. FML"
PancakeSlap 23
Maybe she just didn't want to take a photo. It doesn't necessarily mean she is ashamed of OP.
imaxmain 24
Today, this guy I had a blind date with once came up to me claiming that I'm his girlfriend. He wanted to take a photo with me to prove it to his friends. FML
HeadlessSparrow 20
Did you try making it Facebook official? But there should be many opportunities where you can introduce her to your friends!
EvilPotato 15
I wonder why she refuses to have her picture taken with you. Not a very good sign.
jkmartinjk 16
If OP told her that he wanted the picture just so he could show his friends she probably feels used so that he can be "cool."
Siererrr 13
My boyfriend and I have been together for four years and he refuses to take pictures all the time. He just doesn't like taking pictures and isn't a huge fan of social media in general.
darthjulez 11
I actually live with my boyfriend and have been for over a year and there isn't any photo evidence of him even existing, so no one believes me. Some people don't like photos being taken.
LeaAnne94 17
Girlfriend or girl friend? I'm thinking it's may actually be the latter.
joea21 21
That's either sad she didn't wanna take a picture with you, or worse that you have to prove to your friends you have a gf.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
dump that hoe hoe hoe
Welshite 40
What did gardening tools ever do to you?
RenoTheRhino 30
13, hoes are magnificent tools. I have 7 hoes in my shed and I don't plan on dumping any of them anytime soon.
cryssycakesx3 23
gettin' down n dirty with your hoe!
elmatador615 12
Well someone wants to keep their relationship under the radar