Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
She goes to another school
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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lover1995 0
can ya blame her? :P
ibanez07 0
ok so real quick, all i have to say is that its ok for her to show interest in another guy as long as she remains faithful, but make sure she understands that her replacing a picture of the two of you for that bothers you. Who is more important you or him a guy she will never get with or even have a chance of meeting for a simple conversation?
peacemadison2012 0
well can you blame her. he is 17 with an eight pack and mucles, i mean come on 30 lbs of muscle
ziqi92 0
i dont care how "fine" girls find him but at least not all of them are twilight fangirls. irksome nevertheless FYL bro
Beagle96 0
get rid of her. or talk to her. she needs to know that he will never happen to her and she is living in a fantasy world. or maybe she turned shallow. your choice on how to fix it
Chunchunchun 3
I wouldn't be surprised if my girlfriend did that :/ She's practically obsessed with him.
vincespektor 0
he is so ****** hott haha. my bf gets upset when I say it haha
epic_failxxx 0
Who wouldn't?
immastarr 0
i dont know about you, but im getting a little annoyed of the whole comparioson between taylor and rob. get over it ppl, they dont even know you. i think that taylor is hot, but not that great looking of a face. now i hope that i wont get shot or something by taylor-lovers for sayin this lol. if u like ur opinion, dont go off and yell at ppl with theirs....rob is sooo gross looking by the way (: Whos with me that hates twilight?? fyl op. u shouldnt have to put up with that.
nija666 0
twilights for virgin girls and fags.
NotFatEnough 0
Hey, #146, I'm a virgin girl, and I ******* hate Twilight. It sickens me to my stomach. Please don't make such baseless assumptions.