Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML
Today, it started off as a good day, until my guy friend called me in the middle of me turning my vibrator on. He was crying so I couldn’t finish. FML
Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
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Top comments
lilbyrd43 0
A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?
maskedman 9
I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.
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Comments (38)
aeiouxuoiea 0
Beggars can't be choosers.
NyahNyahNyah 2
This FML is quite confusing.
SuparSerial 0
I actually think 'the guy sitting in front of her' is the same guy, but later in the FML she doesn't call him "the guy she likes" anymore, because she finds out about his masturbation problem.
peakcheer 2
so the guy you like started a conversation with you about another guy masturbating... yaa he seems great.
pandabear948756 0
LOL!!!!! That sucks.
azreal_13 0
at least you know he is attracked to you
MF12 0
attracked? please tell me, how does one attrack?
fatalkiss 0
lmao. maybe it means attract + attack. like hes so attracted to her he will attack her
lilbyrd43 0
A guy talking to you about another guy, masturbating? you pick the winners, don't you?
dudeitsdanny 10
She likes the gangbang potential. Two guys, one with a masturbation problem.. One who knows about it... And a girl wanting some action. If OP was a guy, this would be the set-up for a gay ****. Except now i don't wanna watch...... .......>.>;;........
jair_lhao 0
if it was I would love to watch... or join lmao jajaja
maskedman 9
I always thought masturbation was a pleasant topic.
crystalxa 35
Atleast your talking about SOMETHING! You should make the best of it and change the subject!
cozcat 0
... he sure knows how to charm girls.
jonny2x4 0
The guy you like talks to you about another guy's masturbation problem? Sounds like you're going to be stuck in "friend" mode. No guy ever talks to a girl about another guy who likes to jack off alot, at least no straight guy. Whoops, looks like we found another problem.
youdidwhatnow 0
The real FML is how the crush know about the boy's masturbation problem.
fireandice27 0
Pleasant*
Avanel 0
aww you beat me to it.
whataloadofbull 0
i second fireandice27
nobridgejustwate 0
you definitely beat me to it. I saw it and said to myself, "pleasant*".
natsumosam92 0
i dont get it. what did he beat you to?
foodlover123 0
u have very BAD taste!!!!!!
Tahsis 4
Pleasant, not pleasent, dumbass.
div01 2
ur about 5 comments late bro.
Lola5bunny 4
hey be nice
Pearljammer001 0
LMFAO at # 4