Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
kgraham21 0
Taylor Lautner is sexy. If you're around age 17 or so, he's a realistically aged fantasy. I'm over Twilight, was never really into it, but the guys are sexy. I don't blame her at all.
omnistryder 0
the only thing this proved is that when you talk about any cast of the twilight series... you are going to get flooded by young teen girls an gay guys who support them. these "actors" are now puppets for the pedo's to lurk with... teens becareful
puga29 0
Bro I feel ya... My ex was obsessed and had that as her phone background she changed it out 4 me... Just get rid of her, it gets worse
emduggs 0
it's nothing personal he's just hot :p
kile0114 0
Haha so what he's hot everyone knows that you don't have to make a big deal about it
type1 3
it's not hard to get a body like Taylor Lautner, if you like steroids.. you can't get that pumped in one year.
Dopeyrox 0
that's messed up it doesn't matter how hot the guy is I wouldn't replace a picture of me and my bf with him. the twilight chicks are just weird OP she'll forget about it soon hopefully
ktrn018_fml 1
jus necuz it said taylor laitner shirtless doesn't mean it has to do with twilight he had shirtless photos before twilight
ktrn018_fml 1
spell check I was in a hurry
Firesprite2009 0
Agreed.