Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
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cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
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Comments (346)
easton222 2
Pick another one
d0hhhhhhhhhEY 0
Dodged a bullet there
CadillacPimpen 6
A hollow tip to be exact.
CondomSense 4
She should lynch herself to spare the world of her ignorance.
xlord 27
I made eye contact with my neighbor once. We are now getting married.....she just doesn't know it yet
hellbilly205 17
This is why you should'nt date a girl from the looney bin...
Rinat_fml 26
What kind of person says things like that?
bizarre_ftw 22
61 - but loony chicks/guys (no personal experience either way) are the best sex!
Keyman1212 14
Literally pick anyone else, including your own mother, and you'd be better off.
fthku 13
I'm not quite sure picking your mom over a crazy girlfriend is the best approach here, Keyman.
Brandi_Faith 34
To be honest, I have trouble believing this story is true. First off, how can anybody actually be stupid enough to think they made a "connection" with an actor through a movie screen. And secondly, if this girl actually is that stupid, you're telling me that someone would actually date her. If so, than you sir may be unwell in the head also!
t765234 10
104 **** > brains in usual cases But yeah this girl sounds crazy so she did you a Favor
ALpein 0
104- Something tells me you've never met a Twitard. Or actually anyone who's madly in love with actors they've never met.
blackheart24 10
FYL op. Your girlfriend has fallen under the fake **** charm of the likes of Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber. Nobody likes them except the crazy douchebag girls who all think they're going to marry them. I am sorry you're girlfriend couldn't resist Taylor Launter's abs and apparently his "magical facial expressions."
NotDave 0
100, I don't know... at least my mom understands that the television is a one-way device.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Op's gf
TheClumsiest 0
twilight is stupid :/ here come the thumb downs.
JinxosGirl87 0
Taylor Lautner looks like Manbearpig.
thatssomeBS 9
Best thing that ever happened to OP? I think so. I'd rather be single than with a dilusional, irrational bitch.
ImFrackinBored 13
Sparkly bastard...
rudysayshi 4
maybe you should show how great the sex is ;)
blushy 14
i'm sure you could find someone a little smarter than that. she did you a favour dude
cBlackout 13
It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.
pfx2_fml 15
I'm just gonna come out and say it... Deadmau5 FTW!!!
pfx2_fml 15
I'm just gonna come out and say it... Deadmau5 FTW!!!
Tsunami87 17
I think all she's destined for is a looney bin
MrSarcasm 4
Dont worry, we got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy.
cBlackout 13
#25 I made this picture myself :)
Argumental_Rhino 8
#52 Nice Sheldon reference.
whited666 0
A bit...??
LezBiHonest 7
"ftw"? What's that mean???....###A BiT $Loww
OhLohd111 11
**** the world
abbey321 8
Ftw = **** the what. Opposite of what the **** (WTF)
bugmenotmofo 34
FTW means for the win.
Star928 7
344- What the **** does **** the what even mean?
flamegrilled123 3
Op deserves better than that, it's ok
DynamicDave 11
How do you know he deserves better? What if he's a complete douchebag?
DrDilllonReese 12
She thinks Taylor Lautner is a quality actor... She is the worst of the worst, even dog shit is better than her. Nobody deserves a Taylor Lautner fan..
BadSuerte 0
Well she's going to end up in a mental hospital not you. Does she realize he was looking at the camera?
coldhated 7
I think that's just an excuse :/
MrTittySprinkles 7
She's probably just tired of him trying to **** her arm pit.
dethbunny 0
That FML was weird...
beastmode21 0
YDI for going to see a movie with taylor lautner in it
tragicnightmare 15
my thoughts
kut19 6
What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.
kikiwi_fml 9
Yeah exactly.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
It was the sex
SillySydney 0
Haha, exactly what I was thinking! xD
evnflr 7
Damn she's crazy.
alex1432 9
What a pity
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lava Girl and Waterboy?
StoryOfTheYear 15
GAH. Shark Boy* Screw you google. I'm never trusting your searches again. "Did you mean: Lava Girl and waterboy?"
Carbonation 0
Hey, foosball's for the debil! I think Google did the right thing on that one.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Don't worry. I thumbed myself down this one.
fmlpro0987 0
Noooo. Yes Taylor was in lava girl and shark boy but he was a kid. But in twilight he is older and good looking
StoryOfTheYear 15
You're missing the point, I used the wrong title.
piwikiwi93 0
He was like 13 in that movie or something!!!!!
dontfmlplzzz 6
Pwned by twilight
Miguemex95 4
Is she blonde?
gazzdogs 5
Thank you Mr Stereotype.
cmars3 7
What does being blonde have to do with having a celebrity crush?