Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my husband's new income since leaving his old job. He decided to leave a $130,000 job for a $47,000 job. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, I found out my husband wasn’t really “working from home” in the evenings. He locks himself in his office until the late hours of the night, having intimate Skype sessions with his coworker. That explains why our joint bank account hasn’t seen a direct deposit this past month. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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Top comments
lady_gagas_ho 0
That's...wow. I have no words for this one.
Luckster 0
Number one said it best...this one leaves me speechless.
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Comments (165)
lady_gagas_ho 0
That's...wow. I have no words for this one.
whataloadofbull 0
What's worse is that 112 people clicked YDI for this one... ******* trolls.
strawberry6826 0
ive read this before but maybe its a different fml or a repost but w.e it is fyl.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I call fake
Shystai 0
What an $@$
Mauskau 36
That really does suck, but maybe he was with the other woman when OP was working?
sapphielily 12
It def is a fake. I mean right up until the whole $8/hour part it coulda been true but there is no way someone has been married for 5 years and is making what any 16 year old can make off the bat. **Newsflash minimum wage is $8**. So if you're dumb enough to make that little at not one job, but two, I can believe you're dumb enough to not know your husband has been cheating on you. Seriously though, I would like to give you the benefit of the doubt and see you as a liar instead of a moron who is unaware that by your age you should be making a lot more than any 16 year old who just gets hired.
pandemic_fml 0
I don't know where YOU live, but in all the states around here, minimum wage is either $7.00 or $7.25. Minimum wage is not the same everywhere, so don't assume she's an idiot. I had to work my ass off for 5 years in retail to get my wage to $8.75.
disney_blonde 16
Minimum wage in Florida is $7.25, I'm sure it's not the only state with a minimum under $8.
swaneh 0
Ignorant troll is ignorant.
goldenone 2
you guys are putting way too much thought into this... read, enjoy, or have sympathy and move on.
QueenMelissaDawn 0
I think it is horrible! Speachless...... As for min wage it's different everywhere you go. it's 7.25 in the states where my ex husband lives and yet it's 9.50 where I live and ours goes up at the end of march to 10.25
uxoriouswidow 0
There is a valid reason for YDI: I mean, why would a woman go out with a guy who's using HER to support HIM. I know the modern world is changing - but a woman accepting a guy who doesn't even try to help support her financially - REALLY??! If you're working two jobs to make ends meet when you have a husband, alarm bells should start ringing immediately, not after 5 years of marriage.
johnw11 0
yeah in Ontario :)
sublimedude777 0
What an $@$? You mean "What an @$$?" :)
sympathetic_over 0
what state do u live in? in Illinois min wage in July is going up $8.45 or something like that.
Misty3242 0
Haha r u a man or a really buff woman??
Misty3242 0
Haha r u a man or a really buff woman??
AVainAttempt 0
What number 58 said
iCrazie 0
she could be on crack and no edgucation it's possible
Shadow14l 0
Retard... She wouldn't have been able afford an iPod...
juggla 0
shut up crackwhore u cant even spell education
awesomenessjess 0
that basterd
tokintot07 0
I'll be shocked if no one ha said this yet but WHATA DICK.
Crazy_mexi 0
This is fake, minimum wage is over 8 dollars. thumbs me up
crystalxa 35
I couldn't kick him to the curb fast enough!
alyssaxmarie 5
I have some words, how does one become a lady gaga hoe? I am very interested!
Luckster 0
Number one said it best...this one leaves me speechless.
ihatedads 0
fyl, that's sad..
lovej4ever 0
polygamist! that sucks, I am sorry
Sweetmeli 0
I agree with #1.
1love420 0
whatta douche!! I'd and if i got tried like that!
angiemarie96 25
Emoji ftw
mollymaykitty 0
ugh. People like that make me feel ashamed for being the same species. >.<
fmlwinnn 0
^ agreed.
Anubyte 0
Ugh, tell me about it, I'm the same gender as that douche :(
deepdiver999 0
****
lilbyrd43 0
I can't even say anything sarcastic. that shit sucks
LordArion201 0
time to dump that scumbag
beckymu 4
#10... obviously! did you think she would stay with him??