Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Lola
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Katsura
Perrysburg, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
oh.geez
United States
Jackson Galaxy wanabee
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
inchetogb
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
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alycion 39
My husky and cat fight over my husband. I’m just a food machine to them.
RichardPencil 32
Imma let you finish...writing your hilarious and totally unpredictable pussy jokes. Looking forward to laughing my ass off!
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RichardPencil 32
Imma let you finish...writing your hilarious and totally unpredictable pussy jokes. Looking forward to laughing my ass off!
alycion 39
My husky and cat fight over my husband. I’m just a food machine to them.
mekiswrite 21
Same.
JenniF_fml 9
My experience with cats is that they like you better if you ignore them to some extent and don't get all excited to play until they make the first move. Don't stare lovingly at them, they see it as a threat. Basically they are the opposite of dogs. Maybe that's what your boyfriend is doing?
BurnInDemonFire 39
When I first got my cat, she hated any kind of contact from humans. She expected to be fed, but if you touched her, or picked her up, she would let you know how big of a mistake you just made. It took a while, but by always showing her affection, unless she brought her hunting prizes inside the house, she allows human contact for a lot longer, will curl up and fall asleep on anyone who lets her, and hasn't brought in a dead animal for a long time. Although, she still doesn't like having her belly rubbed, but I think that's a separate issue.