Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
WorkThatButt 2
I have the BEST idea for this situation :D Find a picture of the most ugliest girl, put it in your phone background and your computer's background and your locket and wherever else, then when she'll ask you about it just tell her : "Cus she's prettier than you" , thatll teach the bitch -.o
clumsyjazzy 0
what happened to good old Johnny depp?
DeepSouthEmo 0
teh pirates tey haz him 0_0
aeiouxuoiea 0
After reading all the comments. I have to say...even if a significant other finds someone highly attractive...they should have the forethought to realize it shouldn't replace a picture like that. Computer wallpaper? Sure. iPhone wallpaper? Fine too. Replacing a couple's photo together? No. That's not about the person being sexy, it's about priority.
aeiouxuoiea 0
But still, this isn't an FML. Read the FML under this.
Vitamin_C 0
well the boy does have drool-worthy abs, but you're right, pretty inappropriate to replace a picture of a significant other with a fictional character.. even if he is delicious jailbait..
Nirah_fml 18
Dump her
shekezim 0
wait till the end of this post and you'll have about 16373 twilight fans fighting over who's sparklier
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
@15- My gf was looking up pics of Lautner online, so I sat next to her on another computer and looked up Taylor Swift and Megan Fox.
TheThrasher_fml 0
**** ya bro good plan
magicman1 0
dude that's exactly what I do when she says something about Taylor laugher or those vampire diaries fags I just talk about like shakira or them haha. :P
lilbyrd43 0
I'm so over twilight! actually..I was never into it. I don't like guys who wear body glitter that sparkles in the sun, OR warewolfes! they're fictional characters dammit!!! So yes...FYL And **** that movie
Sofeee 0
I fink he's sexy but Ryan shecker is like the bomb man he's faf
QTp13 10
Taylor Launter?! It is really sad that you were replaced by a gay sparkling man fairy :'( I am sorry OP Maybe its better this way. Maybe now you can really concentrate on finding a realistic, sane woman, who does not have a little-girl-crush on a delusional (and fictional I might add) werewolf/sparkling vampire. Better now than later ;)
bleeeek 0
Get your facts straight before you comment stupid shit. Taylor Lautner, on Twilight, is Jacob. Jacob is a werewolf, not a vampire, so he doesn't sparkle.
Hanban 0
on #199 This goes to show how being a know-it-all can backfire on you.
BloodFaerie 21
Wow, always easy to spot which posts are written by teenagers.........
_Sorry_ 0
Are we not allowed to complain?