Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
NIRVANAfan123 0
This twighlight crap is getting out of hand
beast243 0
39 is right there all gay
juliannaaaa 0
taylor lautner is sexy cant blame her
JessAngelus 0
# 169 ... I love you. Am I the only one who sees way too many similarities between the Twilight plot and Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Plagiarism much? Thanks to Twilight morons my generation will now be known as the generation who liked sparkly fangless vampires. F Our Lives.
539533 0
and that's an issue?
prettyprincess2 0
twilight suks but taylor lautner is so freaking hot hes my background on mu ipod laptop and cell so unless you have just as good muscles as taylor lautner and a better face i probably wouldve done the same thing as your girlfriend but i also see how you are upset
Toly 0
#179 ... the funy thing is your chances with Taylor Launtner are on the negative scale, upsetting I know.
Secret_Fire_King 0
@ #181: I know right.. And it's not just 'cause Lautner has never even heard of her, it's because she is an ugly, obssessed pre-teen.. And -- thank goodness -- will never stalk me around.. The girls let themselves get so worked up over him, and slowly they realise that they will never, ever meet him.. And they will eventually realise that he was just in their fantasies and they will have to settle for a regular person.. With no money, no fame, and no girls wishing they were you.. Yeah sure, I have my dream celebs, too.. but I don't write about it everywhere, because I like to keep my dignity.. And I wouldn't tell why I like them and why all girls should look like that, because then, there'll be feminist bitches coming 'round the mountain.. Yes, there will.. As for Lautner, replacing the locket picture was way uncool.. I guess, that why kids/ young teens shouldn't date.. They do stupid things..
Toly 0
ok well you know what that means... HIT THE ******* GYM!!! and #73 first of get over you self and second do you get off by having pre-teen girls tell you that you are hot? Point being is you won't get laid through this thing... shocker i know.
SarahN_fml 0
I can't blame her . . Just sayin.
Whit91 0
Haha that's awesome.
gildedmuse 0
Didn't the poor boy have to undergo what could easily be considered an unhealthy amount of working out in order to get that body and keep his role for the movies? If I were a guy I wouldn't be jealous of him anymore than I'm jealous of the woman who starve themselves in order to remain thin. Either way, they're stressing out their bodies just so they can fit some ideal Hollywood vision and probably developing image problems as a result. I haven't seen any of his work, have very little idea of who he is beyond what I pick up from friends, and still I feel sorry for him! All this drooling over him isn't helping, either. It's just proving, yet again, that most people don't give a **** about the mental state of others, they just want eye candy.