Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
shadowtrooper 0
for example put Megan fox on there
mollymaykitty 0
Put a picture of Taylor on your phone. Then when she sees it just say, "OMG! We're both fans." Make sure your sarcasm is noticeable.
perdix 31
You ought to get a Robert Pattinson tramp stamp as revenge. Team Edward demands it.
strawberry6826 0
lmfaooooo i agree with #19 its the same thing for me. just cause youre over doesnt you gotta b over a hot guy. mayb it applies to youre gf too.
crystalxa 35
TEAM EDWARD!!! Get a locket of your own and put a girl in there topless.. see if she likes it!
chuchurocket 4
My sister did the same to her bf, big deal and Taylor is only popular because of twilight, as no one cared about him until new moon... relax and soon everyone will forget about him
forensicsbatch 0
Taylor has been awesome since he was Sharkboy which is what he'll always be to me :D
Phallus_fml 0
What's up with all these fmls of jealousy lately??
Feverrotes 15
Welcome to FML.com -)
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
Hello Phallus. Welcome. Phallus as in Phallusy, right?
Mabster84 2
There's usually a reason why Twilight fangirls don't have boyfriends... perhaps you should consider a Harry Potter fangirl?
nicaraguan510 0
kuz ur gay
Nic_hole 0
if it was jeremy from the devil wears prada, I would agree lolz <3, but Taylor...eh he's cute I guess
namezox 0
Replace a photo of you both with hot Asian chick. oh boy, it will drive her insane.
sunsets 1
GO TEAM JACOB! :D Taylor Lautner is awesome :D