Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
hacZKing 0
Wow break up with the bitch. you don't deserve to be second best to anyone your girl or none of these other girls have a chance with. " omg taylor is so hot!" if you put abs on any guy girls swoon over themwith no accounting for whether a guy actually cares about them and they usually don't.
shotgunhr 0
he is not a warewolf. he is a freak who turns into a wolf. that isn't a warewolf. don't worry op, Taylor is gay anyway
devilyy 2
Which picture?..Not that I have any in my room..
xosaycanuROCKx 0
ok,so twilight haters and lovers aside,**** yourlife cause your girlfriend is more like a middle schooler with a hopeless tween celeb crush than someone who appreciates her boy. make a shirt with a picture of megan fox half naked ;)
officialsucker 0
so?? put a picture in your locker of megan fox half naked :P:P
ahardwenis 0
117 you cannot be more correct!
Crincis 4
good idea,i should also hang a shirtless taylor lautner picture in my locker. Your girlfriend is an inspiration for all girls!
rikkireedy 0
the whole team Jacob and team Edward shot is ******* pointless girls ******* grow up .... it's a MOVIE and by the way look it up on line Taylor L doesn't have those abs ... they are air brushed makeup !!! for real the only guys tha have abs like that are body builders that have muscle where muscle isn't suppose to show
karmynashley 7
hahaha I would do that too! Taylor is HELLA bomb!
ilovesports11 0
umm,, Taylor lautner is AMAZING!!!!!!!! she must be a smart girl, I would do the same.