Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
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Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe you just forgot... That happens to me sometimes
DenBriZel 31
A ghost that does laundry?? Sign me up..
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Comments (103)
GeorgiaBea 28
Maybe you just forgot... That happens to me sometimes
FYLTHOUGH 15
Or something is trying to be helpful
stingray112 24
Yeah OP someone broke in to change your laundry
shay_serendipity 29
"Something"...
hatenewusernames 13
Call 911!
laden_swallow09 35
For?
oreoeater 21
...Who you gonna call!? 911! See, doesn't have the same ring to it
PhasesPhantom 22
"Help! Some maniac broke into my house and did my laundry!"
Chikiriwak 17
If you sure it wasnt you, hide in the bathroom and call the police
chasebeck1921 12
Then its op!!!!!!
trucker2 33
Hand them the cleaning supplies...
APHPrussia 19
You probably forgot... Or maybe you have a new friend that you don't know about.
WCARlover 35
Maybe a maid died in there and her ghost self just couldn't fight the urge to switch that laundry. Must be it.
samurai559 10
That must be one hell of a person, lives as a man and becomes a female ghost...
WCARlover 35
except a maid is a female so that makes no sense...?
SnowxSakura 17
@19 It usually helps to read the comment fully before replying.
NeatNit 33
#5 that is the only logical explanation. Another mystery solved! Good work, FML community!
Bono363 11
AHS Hotel
DoomSkuller 28
#19 where in blue blazes did you get lived as a guy from?
DenBriZel 31
A ghost that does laundry?? Sign me up..
Colon_Man 17
You want to be a maid who does laundry? I got the perfect place for you. :D
cheeeksss 29
29, I think you misunderstood the comment...
TripleDallas123 15
Mi casa es su casa
freddygasman 18
#29 I see what you did there. Don't worry, not everyone is ad worry as you.
IndianaJoe0321 19
My grandmother lived in an old house and she was mentally very sharp. Her laundry was constantly being dried and even nicely folded! I recall twice that it happened while I was visiting and I was completely dumbfounded. We were the only ones in her house!
TheNewGuy03 29
...That seems like an oddly specific thing for an intruder to do. The person doesn't steal anything, sabotage you, eat your food, or anything. Just does your laundry. I think you just don't remember putting your clothes in the dryer. It happens to me numerous times (sadly).
justanormalone 16
You most probably forgot that you did it before because if there was someone I am sure there intentions weren't to put your clothes in the laundry
suckceed 17
You likely forgot you did it but if you're adamant you didn't, then get a blessing done on your house, it'll make you feel better. Also if your laundry room as outter access to it, put up a camera, you dont want to end up like the guy in Japan who had someone living in his cupboards.
Lalala579121 28
Why would you get a blessing done? I'd be all for a ghost that does my laundry for me. At least until it starts stealing my socks.
Zarcissa 34
#21: So you'd be okay with said ghost stealing your underwear or shirts instead? ps. I know the "washer eating socks" myth.
Lalala579121 28
Not having matching pairs of socks is much worse than not having shirts or underwear.
freddygasman 18
they only take one in the pair, so if you buy all the same socks all the time you'll always have matching pairs, even if one disappears.
CaroLouWho 10
Maybe you have a helpful ghost! That sounds like a plus.