Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
awesomenessXD 3
well Taylor may be cute to you guys but the books were good but they chose ugly ppl foe the movie I mean Robert? really and Taylor is ok I suppose if you get past the fact that he has a weird nose
magicman1 0
what a bitch
magicman1 0
I workout alot and am happy with my body so **** YOU grow up and go find yourself a guy not stay at home fantasizing about Taylor lautner
alissa_roar 6
Maybe you should look like him next time.
yummious12 0
this is what you get for not being hot enough
indikat12 4
Understandable He's hot :D
neonpanda44 0
that's sweet that she had a locket with your guys's picture in it, but bitchy if her to put Taylor Laughtner's pic in there. A little obsessive of her i you ask me.
ArielTheMermaid 17
wow if your gonna replace a locket picture with some celebrity at least pick one from Harry Potter......like Rupert Grint? :)
moomoo14 0
I do not blame her at all. there is nothing better than Taylor lautner except Taylor lautner shirtless
toriikay5021 4
Twilight sucks. Harry Potter all the way!