Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
OHEHMGEE_imbored 0
Yeah, girls you have terrible standards set by hollywood and runway models and magazines...like WE DON'T? This is like such double standardized. Were sorry if we all can't look like some movie star on steroids. :P Be happy with what you got, because we could be thinking about Megan Fox instead of you.
TotchiNeko 0
best types of picture to replace her with is the opposite of her. if she has brown hair put up a pic of a blonde if she is flat chested put up a chick with a huge rack. that would annoy almost any girl. but of course the pic has to be hot. I agree with whoever said Megan fox. she is like walking sex. hot.
lalasha 0
Can't say I blame her. He is hot!!!!
YoyogoFmylife509 0
I thought that Taylor Lautner was a girl when I first read the post>>>> xDDDDDDDDDDDD
vampgirl4life 3
can't blame her
GreenRupee 0
1. Does that guy EVER wear a shirt? 2. Run for your effin life.
Kkyylliiee 0
dont take it personal:)
samantha_durano 6
okay, the ******* twilight guy looks like a chimo! I don't see the resemblance of "hot" anywhere in him, maybe one day she'll get her sight back.
KaylaCrow 4
Lollll #219 gets a win :D
chandlur 0
To all the twilight fans, yes he is buff (steroids much) and.... well that's all the pro's. Think about it. What if your BF replaced the pic in his wallet w megan fox (hothothot) you'd feel down as well. I myself read twilight and I liked the books. I started hating on them coz of the fangirls. YES. YOU!! Busting your neck in front row of the movie theatre, screaming as you see a bare piece of skin. And the daily masurbating you do before going to bed, imagining its him. And guess what?? There's one of him and he is gonna date another rich, way better, way hotter than you'll ever be celeb.. Hurts doesn't it, the truth. Obsessed people like this should have been eradicated years ago.