Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
sterlingarcher 1
omg 99 I totally agree..
Darcon 8
LOL FU** YOUR LIFE!!
Dean_king 0
but you're not so what's the big deal that's not an fml that's almost an fml by 2 inches.
dt520 4
short chicks are hot so stop complaining
dt520 4
short chicks are hot so stop complaining
collinp89 1
but you arent... so whats the fml?!
stovetopzebra 2
I know how you feel, and I'm almost 23 :)
jess6blondie9 3
Well you're not two inches shorter so I don't see why you're upset about the booster seat idea. Being short isn't bad. I wish I was shorter.
Rachaelc23 8
the height for boosters is 4'9" that would make them 4'11". I'm 24 and I'm the same height. it sucks but it's life
jcpena 3
join the club shorty... I'm 22 and 5' 0"