Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
karmicsamadi86 9
Don't feel bad, I'm 25 and should technically be sitting in a booster seat. I just move the seat up on my car!
thatguy671 0
midgets are like natures little punchlines.
iliv2serv 0
That is only to a certain age-and has already been used in FML-its not like 4'11 is that short anyway. I'm shorter and older-get over yourself
endora914 0
omg get over it !! I an 2 inches short and I don't sit in a booster seat.
dnljcbsn 0
it goes by age idiot
coolhwip_cheez 2
not long till 3.........3
j_cat187 20
o shit i thought that was a condom over ur face. updade ur pic with a condom over ur face
ThatLooksSticky 16
You shrink with age. Maybe you'll be short enough for a booster seat by the time you have grandchildren.
j_cat187 20
rock that bosterseet with a 40
jerimouse13 0
it's ok. I'm 4'11", 21 years old and don't have a car...
Jackmangold 0
today, I'm perfectly fine and not breaking the law in any way, shape, or form. FML