Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
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corndogs123 0
can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?
PeteyPablo12308 20
What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)
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Comments (144)
NJXD 0
lol FYL
rebekahmarie 0
You must be REALLY short.
prinzess_fml 25
And really lazy. Why drive if you can walk anyway? Ever heard of umbrellas?
pickles1994 18
FML I own a car that I couldn't use for 1 day
tashaburr 0
she must be the midget that mugged the other FML person so she could fix her car...
leeshxx 3
20 put a shirt on, that's not even a bikini...
AsianCookie247 14
hahaha:)
Sadochan 0
39 - Put some pants on. Those aren't even undies.
gooBUZZ 0
#39, leave #20 alone. There is nothing wrong with the picture, if you have a problem then just ignore it. Maybe it's just #20's way of expressing herself...
prinzess_fml 25
39 should give some of her belly fat to fill 20's bra
ReynshineCutting 10
39 has no belly fat moron.
rciccone 0
go shorty it's your birthday!!!
NJXD 0
6'5...
rciccone 0
5'7 :D
TurboTalon 0
I'm 6'1" and I can't drive my car with the seat all the way back. OP should have put something behind the seat, cardboard box/blankets/milk crate/2x4/etc. I'm sure there was some way of keeping the seat forward despite the locking mechanism failing.
TurboTalon 0
Oh wow fail. I read that wrong. It sounds like OP's seat was stuck in place. How did it get pushed back in the first place??
beccusmaximus 0
83- that's what I was wondering. I'm pretty short and I'm really particular about where my seat is. That's why I don't let anyone drive my car.
JennaMason 6
hahaha. I like this.
twifan1901 0
26 Why walk when you can drive and no tell me about these things you call "umbrellas"
Alexweber929 14
Im the runt in my family and im 6'2, my SHORTEST uncle is 6'8
corndogs123 0
can't you just scoot forward and not lean back?
IphonFML 6
ehh, not feeling it
pimpcakes2 11
I'm, not really! Maybe op can just jimmy it so it's stuck where she wants it to be, so that it can't slide backwards?
pimpcakes2 11
*um not I'm.
LadyClarik 8
You could always go with the trusty telephone books strapped to the bottom of your feet route...
jisaac09 25
Or just sit on the leading edge of the seat? I have never been in a vehicle that moved the length of itself, so even if it was all the way back she had enough to sit on to drive.
you_and_me_fml 8
that might not be the safest idea..
htaylor 1
or OP could put pillows behind her.
pancakerocks 1
exactly my idea shes just driving to school right? whats the worst that could happen and walking is good for you this isnt really a big deal. (i know fml is for ur feelings and she has every right to post it im just simple stateing my opinion) but if it was like 10 miles or so i completly understand. sitting in an akward position really cant be worse than walking.
gaga_ooh_lala 0
Sucks :-
techweed 12
ha ha punch the midget
colormeorange 0
at least you own a car aaah
EatnBeef 7
stfu
AmberlovesJb 0
stay Home "Your car broke down." ;)
WallyTheWombat 0
Should have strapped something to your feet. Or maybe ask someone taller to take you? You can share the booster seat from the other FML.
Daydreamer86 0
Cause rain will cause you to melt into a green puddle.
DaveOnDope 4
I have no mouth, and I must scream...
vettle 6
it still sucks
tahvoh 3
aww....your short ass ****..sorry:( nothing we can do.
barniclest 0
awwwwww..... how cute....
PeteyPablo12308 20
What a cute lil' munchkin you must be. :-)
Myrmidons_fml 0
adding insult to injury...