Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
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Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I invited my mom over for lunch so we could discuss how she broke my trust while she last babysat for me, and that as a result she won’t be babysitting for a little while. She then yelled at me and told me I was being disrespectful and dramatic. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML
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CO_Dorvanski 5
just restore from the recycle bin...
CateXOX 0
You shouldn't have left your laptop and babysitee unattended. It's your responsibility to watch what she's doing.
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Comments (166)
shift_love 13
first!!! that sucks. I'd make her patents pay you triple your fee
Shootamonkey3 0
You're the 1st one to be a ******* retard.
T1A2Z3 35
Because kids who need babysitters always have revolutionary ideas and the intelligance to patent them, also babysitters are totally always paid from there patents...
CO_Dorvanski 5
just restore from the recycle bin...
Monikabug 9
Does anyone else hate the OP for getting the Duck Song stuck in their heads from their screen name? :( Hey! Bom Bom Bom.. Got any grapes? DAMN IT!!!
pimplayer 0
probably should have saved them on a USB
MissBunny25 0
slap that bitch with some raw meat. then piss in a cup and tell her it's apple juice.
sterlingarcher 1
hahha missbunny .. anyways that sucks!!
ImaWiseGuy 5
hahaha 58, spoken like a true babysitter.....
aquariusangel420 0
What a lil bitch I woulda beat her ass and then tell her parents that their daughter is a demon child!!! Find a way to go to Europe again and don't babysit anymore and make sure when and IF you have kid that their not lil demon kids like this one
Ihatethesenames 0
how old is this girl????
jess6blondie9 3
Haha missbunny. I don't understand how your brain works, but I love it.
persianjr1 7
MISSBUNNY!!!!!! I missed you!!! I was just about to delete you from my favs list cause I thought you got permanently banned. lol.
CheckMyProfile 17
I hope you've created a restore point before that OP :(
tjv3 10
if she deleted them from the recycle bin just google undelete program. as long as she didn't do a DoD level delete lol then it's no problem
Got_any_grapes1 4
#77- She was 7.. and a nightmare. :/
MissBunny25 0
76, many thanks, my blonde friend.
victo890 11
how old is she ?? I think she probably did not take it out of the recycling bin in your pc but check just in case before it's to late
insanesna1l 0
That kid is an evil genius! I can just see her in the workplace. steal my stapler hey, fine, see how this hydrochloric acid tastes in your coffee
brassmonkey22407 2
totally about to say that. it's not like they're gone for good. hell, even if they were missing from the rb, a good tech could recover them.
Aim4thebullseye 4
missbunny, I guess that could be a start. after that you should grind her (insert pet/family member here) into chili, feed it to her and then tell her that it was her (insert pet/family member here)
Aim4thebullseye 4
or if you don't wanna face jail time or worse just buy some real chili and tell her it's her parents or tie her down to a chair and make her watch the "miracle of life" on loop for 8 hours :D
noobgang7 5
Do a system restore. Voila, you have your pictures back
autezz24680 2
why the **** would you bring your laptop babysitting?? doesnt make sense...
shibainu519 0
#149 could have been at op's house.
MissBunny25 0
155 shane Dawson!!! <333
staceysgenesis16 0
hah slap that hoe .. id take the computer to the back of her head.
bhangu023 0
google, "recuve" it can restore erased files.
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
yea seriously. hes to busy complaining...
YourLifeBlowsHaH 0
sorry. she*
MAXCAT1220 0
nice lol
HaloReachIsCool 6
she could of deleted the system32 folder :P
Osito2011 9
that's what your memory is for, " you member that" ( George Lopez)
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
A usb what?its called usb memory stick. you cant assume evryone knows when you say usb. because thats the plug in.
PrincessesCrown 17
USB, Junk Drive, Flash Drive they are all the same. 206 stop pretending you know everything
bluegoldfish 7
SOUTH PARK <3
Kagegon 6
Actually USB refers to the port
Cass3m0 0
You can get them back from the Recycle Bin. Unless she deleted it there, too? o-o
LiLSumSum 0
you can still get them back even if erased from recycle bin..there r free programs out there that does it
inSayne 7
ever heard of the recycling bin? >.>
ImaWiseGuy 5
go back to Europe and retake them bitches....
TurboTalon 0
Or burn a DVD of all your vacation pix as a backup.... I always do.
pophy 0
what an asshole
Shootamonkey3 0
What a little bitch, punch her in her ****.
shlumpuppatum123 0
we need more people like you
britt93 7
do you think you're cool because you know swear words? (word of advice: you're not)
sparklywhirligig 0
I think he's fantastic because he used a swear word.
Shootamonkey3 0
No I don't think I'm cool for using a swear word. That was the first thought I had after reading the FML so I posted it. **** off. 11 - Nice picture.
scar97 0
he's hilarious.
jazzygirrrl 0
bitch slap her
jazzygirrrl 0
bitch slap her
jazzygirrrl 0
bitch slap her
mikolyshka 0
I ought to bitch slap you for double posting
Scalabrine44 0
*triple posting
trevor12345678 0
do u think he cares that you made a comment. (well it's not)
keenster 0
dude, relax. we need less girls like you.
ImaWiseGuy 5
plz tell me you put foot to ass?
jess6blondie9 3
Ouch.
dirtyblond 4
Damn right #5! >:)
Shootamonkey3 0
;)
skikid 0
word
RedMeelz 0
2 Funny!
torch433 1
#13 stfu and #169 lol
Dare2Dare 0
Recover the pictures!
dollarstorepwnr 3
Tell her parents what she did and tell them a bunch of other bs so the little girl gets beaten
BuhxritNAYY 5
you should go to jail for future child abuse. then your fml would say "today, I got arrested for future assault. because I posted something on fml. Fml"
ThickHead 0
never bring your lap top when your baby sitting, only cell an iPod, witch stay in your pockets at all times! are you mad?!
Shootamonkey3 0
No, I don't think I'm cool because I know swear words. I posted that because it was the first thing that popped into my head when I read the FML. **** off.
Shootamonkey3 0
No, I don't think I'm cool because I know swear words. I posted that because it was the first thing that popped into my head when I read the FML. **** off.
polysyllabist 3
^this is what happened. Only solution is to punish the stuffed animal, not the child... punish it with FIRE Oh, and make the kid watch.
kyliebear 15
This is correct, but how do you know where she was? She could've had the kid dropped off at the house because maybe the parents didn't trust strangers in their house, which means that if they were at OP's house, all of OP's belongings (including laptop) would've been there.
Nimmrodel 11
Never threaten little kids like that there revenge is always terrible.
shift_love 13
fyl you should make her parents pay you triple your going rate for that. why do my comments get deleted. I was first lmao. I have picture evidence.
shift_love 13
picture evidence is now my profile pic lmao
shift_love 13
picture evidence is now my profile picture lol