Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
bribri360 0
lol I feel your pain
lilponygurrl 0
I have the exact same problem. I just turned 21 lol
BuhxritNAYY 5
omg me too! I see the Disney cinderella commercial that says 4"9' is the magical number. any body under that should sit in a booster seat. I'm 4"11' and 18 this may hahaha
tameka17 0
just be
meg238f 0
No you wouldn't. There are also age limits for the booster seats. Even if you're under the height requirement but over the age requirement, you are exempt....obviously.
angela3222 0
I got out of my booster seat when I was 4 years old o_o maybe younger
megislaughing 0
well you're not short enough for the booster seat, and you're 22 so no one can force you in to the booster seat, soooooooo what's the problem?
pixyfreckles 2
seriously... I'm 5"1 and will probably be that height forever... I've been over my shortness for 5 years now. oh, btw Im 15.. i have no sympathy for you.
shortstuff90 4
I'm only 4' 8 and about to be 21. I am on inch below the limit. :/
sunshine233 0
is this snooki