Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
drifterz 0
too easy
sterlingarcher 1
I'm short too op.. I feel your pain!..
garBanzobean17 0
haha that ******* sucks ass haha its okay though i'm short too haha
22jrdn55 15
you 'get over it' eventually FTW ;P
a_traveler 5
When I was 20, I dated a girl that was 23, she was 4'8". I can't vote with good conscience, you don't deserve it, but I can't say that your life sucks either, because I'm a fan of women that are vertically challenged.
TXjuggalo972 6
you skipped 2
NianRakluz 0
Everyone does. 2 is the new 13.
awardZu 0
Who cares? You don't have to sit in a booster chair. Being short isn't an FML.
sterlingarcher 1
I'm short too op.. I feel your pain!...
loving_nicole24 0
Lol FYL i have an aunt who i am about 5in taller then her and i am like 13 years younger then her!
underpaid011 0
I don't get it. is this a FML because you DON'T have to use a booster seat? because that's what it sounds like.
Shawnee_dear 10
That's what I was thinking. This FML should actually read like this: "I just realized that I'm a few inches to tall to be required by law to use a booster seat. FML."
cumverg 0
Verne Troyer likes this
franceypants 0
it's not your fault your short... I'm short too, but it runs in the fam.