Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
funguy1234 0
how short are you?
ghm1234 0
I don't know what to say. that just sucks!
NickyK 25
My friend has been 4'7 since the third grade. I feel your pain. xP
theblackishkid1 6
The first two numbers of the date must match her height
sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
kattyeyedkay 0
lol!
swimmerstud 7
I have to be tied to the roof of the car :(
sgenfkshe 5
at least you don't have to ride in a booster seat in the car:3 and imagine how good your hair will look after the wind whips it around. you wont even have to sing 'I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH' cause the wind will do it for you:o :)
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
LaylaaMariee 0
I even think it's 8.. (:
hiitisbrooke 28
its 9 now
TJSpeed91 4
where do you live?
Faleni 4
georgia
sicofthsht 1
LOL
1958x 6
I know how you feel. I'm almost 20 and only 97lbs. I don't think my parents would put me in a booster seat though.
funkgary20 0
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hahahahhahahahaaaa i am 12 years old, 5' 4" and i weigh 110 pounds (mostly muscle =p)
Prankster7o7 5
I'm sure you are, boy, haha.
lakeybalboa 0
if youre 5'4 and 110lbs you arent mostly muscle
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, you can be 5'4" and weigh 110. I know people that are the same height and weight, that are mostly muscle.
ishida1235 0
and I do ccccccocaine
Galex7471 4
I'm 5'5" and 90 lbs so my aunt has been preaching for years that I don't fit state requirements to be out of a booster seat, so I feel your pain. (I'd really like to see where she's getting her info though.) However, I always win the argument by pointing out that since she's 4'11" the seat belt fits my height more appropriately, whereas hers hangs out around her neck.
IowAuburn_fan77 4
hahhah I'm 15. 6feet tall and weight 205. but I feel ur pain I used to be super fat at 10.
tm63770 0
then what's your name? you are hot!
frozenemerald 0
i'm 13 && 5'8 && 109 pounds = i hate being a walking stick!
TuRomeoSoy 0
thos are hot stats
xxcrazygingerxx 0
Fatttasss;)
DeadxManxWalking 27
97 lbs? O.o damn some diet
iwenttherebuddy 0
I know how you feel I'm 5'3 and 85 pounds and I'm 14 !
hamstuffingsandw 0
safety first ....
Christine090 0
Maybe they are just having a joke at your expense?
CareFace 16
Oh I love.. *puts glasses on* Short stories... 8)
FruitSalad4225 0
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You be a'ight shorty!(: If it really is upsetting you, tallk to your parents and see if they can be more kind rulers and let you inch your way to the top! Or get high and you won't feel so low(;