Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
franceypants 0
it's not your fault your short... I'm short too, but it runs in the fam.
jeffdubya 0
but you're not.
elmousey 5
I know, this is a very stupid FML. You could make up tons of dumb hypothetical FML's like this... Today, I found out that if I slept 2 hours less than normal I'd be tired. FML or Today I found out if I made $5000 more I'd be in a higher tax bracket. FML Really who cares? The situation your life is effed about does not even apply to you.
Auntie_Christ 0
That's what happens when you touch yourself for pleasure. Didn't your mom teach you that? Remember: my brother is always watching...
kmarrs 2
There is an age limit on that law. The age limit is like 8 years old. 22 > 8. Stop being so dramatic.
lmaoatall 6
I don't see the fml in this. you don't have to use one sooo... I get it, they are fun to sit in once in awhile. I sit in my sons for ***** and giggles. it's ok Minnie me, you can too! I smell cabage....
NCR 0
who cares
SirEBC 7
Whoa, whoa, Perdix. There's only room for one penis joke maker around these parts.
Bontoi 2
*especially
QueenOfBoredom 0
I'm 5'4" and 13... take that!
Chej 0
Both me and my step brother were 6' by 13, but that's also when I stopped growing.
DavLynn 4
oh same here, that's not really something to brag about though. height in particular isn't something to brag about
ohhsnappitsme 15
Why would a 22-year-old need to be in a booster seat, may I ask? Only kids under the age of 12 need one (or 11 - I forgot).
perdix 31
What a coincidence! If I were two inches shorter, my nickname would be "Footlong!" Jkjkjkjk! I'm white and don't have huge dick. I kidded about that once and developed an eager fan base I didn't want to disappoint. You know who you are ;)
gummibehrs 4
I'm white and my dick is non-existent. Coincidence?