Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
monkeyinsilk 7
it seems like this one is posted about once a month, and its not even that funny, not to mention obviously false
NaoPudding 8
Well, you're not 2 inches shorter, so no booster seat for you. It's okay, I'm short too. There's nothing wrong with being short.
lextheplex 0
lmfao I hate short people:)
jjames67 4
my cousin's wife is technically too short to sit in the front seat of his truck. she's supposed o use a booster seat and she's 24.
SteelCladAngel 0
and? you're short....
tenniscrazy2 6
Good thing you're not 2 inches shorter :-D
monkeyluvz 7
Welcome to my world OP, except I just turned 22 and I actually got a ticket at 19 for NOT being in a booster seat
ceddyz17 10
that sucks
Jelizondo 1
short woman are sexy :)
dansco 25
But you aren't so shut up shortarse!
RainbowFormation 0
FYL ^ That suckss