Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I found out my lifespan has been reduced by a year just because of where I was born. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...
MysticMint 0
But short people are cute. ;)
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Comments (328)
jess6blondie9 3
I thought he already was considered female?
brazilfdawg 3
snooki?
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
That's okay, at least your not a crazy music teacher that's four foot three like mine. That still kind of sucks though. And how can OP deserve it??!?! She can't control her height.
notquite69 0
And if I were 300 lbs. heavier I would't be able to get out of bed. But I'm not 300 lbs heavier and you're not 2 inches shorter. Why bitch and complain?
Shawnee_dear 10
*too tall
5t3ff1k4h 47
136 - That's an insult to you and me, and you know it.
RyanMacVey 17
im 5' 9 which is tall fur ma age but a used tae go oot with thisgirl that wis taller than me... she wis huge an made me feel lika umpa lumpa (:
ilianaaa 8
that's disgusting.
DavLynn 4
how?
DavLynn 4
well this would be an fml if you were actually 2 inches shorter
cooperd52 6
Your an idiot 4'11" OR 68 lbs if you don't way more than 68 lbs you need help
pvtpilot 0
If I were two inches shorter, I might not be able to reach her cervix