Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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Mynxie 26
If it was his account, he is a right to not let you piggy back off his account. If it is yours, just contact them and tell the situation.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
It's 12 bucks a month. Get yourself an account, you cheapskate!
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Mynxie 26
If it was his account, he is a right to not let you piggy back off his account. If it is yours, just contact them and tell the situation.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
It's 12 bucks a month. Get yourself an account, you cheapskate!
AliePownz 13
Every dollar you make is 1 closer to a million.
samwilliams800 28
How do you know it's not the OPs account?
Flowtastic 16
Through logic? If it were her account she could simply change the password again through password recovery email.
Jad123 15
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I agree with Mynxie. Sucks though, my ex had completely forgotten had her Netflix account on my laptop and so I'd discretly use it haha! Come to think of it it's been a while since I tried it out I should go check if she changed it yet
Jad123 15
Don't know why I'm getting so many down votes, maybe I should've elaborated that the reason I broke up with her was because I got a call from a guy who found out we were a total of 3 guys she was sleeping with (all during the same period of time), and so she lost all of us the same day. The netflix piggyback was the only revenge I could ever get, what's so wrong with that? or is it that every person that down voted has been victim of a netflix piggyback hahaha
Attacksloth 33
So, the real question is - does it still work?
Jad123 15
I agree with Mynxie. Sucks though, my ex had completely forgotten had her Netflix account on my laptop and so I'd discretly use it haha! Come to think of it it's been a while since I tried it out I should go check if she changed it yet
KhalisKat 6
This needs more details... if it was your account, FYL...
Lalala579121 28
If it was OP's account then she could just go through a password reset and this wouldn't be an FML.
Alexandria79 22
guess you should have thought about that. you're a big girl, get your own Netflix.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like he Netflix-and-chilled you over one last time. What a vindictive mother-Netflix-and-chiller!
Lalala579121 28
I'm just wondering how watching Netflix is celebrating being single.
Lobby_Bee 18
With a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream, it will be.
Lalala579121 28
That's not celebrating being single, that's being upset after being dumped.
MrsBugi 21
I was thinking the exact same thing! Netflix is hardly classified as a celebration.
sweetbliss3 37
we all celebrate how we want. I had a cancer patient celebrating their last treatment by going to bed. not all celebrations include drinking, drugs, partying or whatever else.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
YDI for thinking the benefits of dating him would extend past your dating. YDI even more for whinging about it.
Fake Profile 6
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I'm single too. Wanna ****?