Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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a1f0sff 25
Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!
kman1759 7
Well at least it's out of your life now!
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kman1759 7
Well at least it's out of your life now!
SokDek 14
Got that bitch a ring. Bitches love rings. Or not..
wheresmyfood 0
Argh bitch. Sorry OP , ah well everything happens for a reason. She didn't deserve the ring anyway :)
zombiegold 23
She probably has CBD (Chronic Bitch Disorder). One in every 12 women have it.
zuzupetalsYO 11
^truth
kalixzo 11
One in every 12? More like one in every 3.
menechiann 0
You can't turn a hoe into a house wife!
amir23 4
True story
GovernorGeneral 8
Or a house wife into a hoe.. No wait nvm. I think you can >:L
a1f0sff 25
Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!
EmperorXing 0
Just hope that bitch catches and STD. What she did wasn't right. Sorry bro. Keep that shit for the right girl.
margie2194 12
What the hell is wrong with this world. Anytime I go on FML and read about relationships. I lose more and more faith in them.
MrFloatingToast 0
Just keep the ring till u find the right girl. I'm pretty sure if it was that expensive then it should be nice enough for someone else
rattusrattus 19
@64: "It's... your... middle name?" *awkward grin*
docscientist 10
36- Don't you think that fml might be a skewed perspective of humanity.
buttercupbbe3 2
I concur with the one comment. Sweetie she may have hurt you but just know there is someone out there for you. So keep the ring and when it's the right girl and you are ready. Give the proposal another try.
Michyxo 14
Wouldn't it be a bit awkward to give an engagement ring to someone when you had specially picked it out for someone else though?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
^ use troll face, not awkward grin!!
CovertRuskie 0
Well....considering that this is a site for times when your life is terrible and you wish to let other people know about these terrible circumstances then, you can't really base the success of relationships on this site cause it wouldnt be an fml if everything was working great...
Yodaevil 4
My first to-be wife did the same thing. I kept the ring, traded it in for a much larger and nicer one for my now wife. Even got more for it than originally paid. And the ex knew I did and wasn't to thrilled. Satisfaction x2
T1A2Z3 35
Do not give a girl an engagement ring you bought for your ex... no girl would like that.
crazydog1223 4
What a bitch!
DrMime 10
Same thing happened to me OP, however she said no because it wasn't the type of ring meant for your fingers... Either way she still took it and is now using it with my best friend. :-(
btstig 11
Pussy!! Should have taken that shit back.
heilheather 7
Woah woah woah we are forgetting the fact that she started sleeping with one of his friends! That 'friend' is just as shitty as her
btstig 11
Huh. I was referring to the post before mine. Would never let another man use My **** ring. That's almost like *******.
omarzrgz 3
You can take the hoe outta the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the hoe....
cassiebear7652 7
Bitches be crazy.
The_Hitdude 12
Agreed.
burro_fml 6
Tell me about it! Especially when they have an extra bowl of Bitchy-o's from breakfast!
EvilPotato 15
At least you have the ring, if the need arises.
funkthat26 2
Exactly! Hoes gonna be hoes, anyways
JiggaJayZ 16
Sell it, use the money to buy a cheap hooker, extract STDs in a vile from said hooker's cooter, and spread STDs on toilet seats in your ex's house. Payback accomplished.
The_Hitdude 12
Sounds like you know from experience...?
JiggaJayZ 16
The memories..... *sniffles*
The_Hitdude 12
*Backs away slowly, then runs out of back door*
jellypufftarts 0
Made me laugh :)
soleen_fml 0
Haha mee too:)
ittsdann 6
Be really awkward if once you were done spreading it in her house you had to poop more then you've ever had to poop before.
chengy4191 7
U can't get stds from a toilet seat -_- unless u have an open cut on ur thigh Which would be unlikely
JiggaJayZ 16
Or some other sort of opening around your upper legs... But that is an absurd thing to say about a female human being... Who would have one? Every female on the face of the earth; thats who. It's called a ******. Read some books.
A7x4REVer 3
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And this is why I hate most women. There are so few left who are actually worth-while -.-
Goddess_Rummy 13
^ From the sounds of that comment, you are the one not worth while. There are plenty out there. You just have to pull your head out the clouds and look for them.
ohmandapants 17
Slow the **** down you are 16 years old and you hate women? Because you have sooo much experience right? This would be like me saying most men are horrible selfish cheating jerks just because of my past experience. It's not true. So don't talk out of your ass.
wtfjare 1
Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and only the handicapped are free..
GuardianxCore 0
Read his bio. He says he doesn't have a soul. That's why he is bitter.
hjanelle14 2
untrue!
Deemee 3
This from a 16 year old boy? Bahahahahahahaaa!!!
teameminem 2
16 years old and you think you know everything about woman? There are plenty of good ones out there but high school is rarely a good place to find them. If you hate us so much then you might as well go gay.
DocBastard 40
I've been with my wife for 15 years and barely know anything about women!
MustangGirl72 9
Maybe he is gay.
AlwaysCracked 6
Wow this guy depresses me. I've been dumped over and over and cheated on twice and I still feel looking for the right girl is worth the effort. Don't judge all women because of a few horrible people. Cheer up man. It's only high school.
btstig 11
Well said Doc.
Rachel1987 4
What does a ginger know about women?
xvsero 0
I get where your coming from so i wont get all emotional and angry like the rest of the people replying.
ohmandapants 17
^ oh shut the **** up you are 17 for ***** sake. What is wrong with you people?
jacob4592 0
Poor little stupid boy
nerdsgetmehot 23
#9 Way to generalize, bro.
georgey123 3
Hahahahahaha lol!! I wish that happened
THE_A_TEEN 28
^ This my friends is a classic case of douchebag.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
48- No my friend, he is just a mere dumbass. What this smart guy needs is a cookie! *laces cookie with rat poison and gives it to 10*
jayellef 3
You couldn't take it back to the jewelry store? Oh well, the next girl you give it to will appreciate it and you won't be in debt because of it.
silentbutfunny 0
I don't belive your supposed to give a ring that was ment for you ex to your fiance. Idk i just heard that was a BIG no-no with women
EffinToofer 3
Yes, with insecure women.
thatKidzmOm 10
I'm sure he wouldn't TELL his new fiancé he bought it for his ex.
silentbutfunny 0
Im sure it would arise in conversation. Plus the ring is a symbol of love. Simply saving the ring for "the right women" is kind of... Idk how to say it.. But cheap? Plus if op gets a girl, he already has a ring. So its almost like a motivation to rush into things. Anybody else agree?
crazyaces89 7
Or if you couldn't return the ring, u could have always sold it
iseyixes 18
He does live in the UK might be different there.
Revengaz 0
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You should've married a rich chic, given the ring to her, and made her pay for it.
The_Hitdude 12
You sound as bad as his ex-girlfriend
silentbutfunny 0
Meh, the ex had the decency to say no before whoring around. Id say this guys worse.
omarzrgz 3
-"Honey, will you marry me?" -"yes!" -"I love, you! By the way, the first payment is on the 24th okay?" Yeah, just doesn't work like that