Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
nonelikeworms 0
I bet you he's lying.
perdix 31
How do you know this? The OP could be a useless bitch for all we know. Don't just automatically take her side just because she's achieved something most of us mere mortals can't: getting an FML published. Btw, I don't think she's trolling for a pity **** from you;)
CaitiieBuggs 23
That could totally be true- but none the less, cheating is not the way to handle a bad relationship.
kmiks411 0
The crash was karma
Keyman1212 14
Actually I think the car wreck was a terrible accident? Just my thoughts.
KiddNYC1O 22
I just hope he gets better and if he did indeed cheat, you move on.
illabye 0
He could have taken the concussion as an advantage and purposely didn't remember you..
JustSumRedneck 0
I know it sounds ****** up but it a good time to leave him
ScaughtieHolden 11
55, Karma [supposedly] happens after you do something bad, and it's not real. I broke my leg three times, first time in fourth grade. I don't think I did anything to deserve it, lmao.
nattynatters 14
151- Karma involves past lives too. So you might have been a real jerk last time.
badmandilon 19
He's most likely taking advantage of the situation and dumping you the easy way.
gators1995 30
If he did fake it he would have gotten another concussion haha.
TimysterGates 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You didn't impress him enough to be remembered
iBanana 17
Or the guy is like most men in today's culture; unfaithful.
flockz 20
shut the **** up. and yes i know you're a guy by reading your profile but thanks for ******** on your own gender anyway buddy.
iBanana 17
Sometimes the truth hurts. Stupid asshole.
Shrike 24
ROFL. You're 20. Live a little and get away from the assmunches you hang out with, then come back when you're not a douchebag and when you have some experience of real men, derptard.
TimysterGates 15
#29 can you prove that? if not I'm with flockz.
btchinsammy 0
Would sound a lot better if u had said "some" men cheat not "most" men cheat but that's just my opinion
TimysterGates 15
#32 or just "some people" no need to insult an entire gender. banana's don't talk anyway. He should've been a good fruit and kept quiet.
btchinsammy 0
Sorry you are right cos not only males cheat females do as well sorry for my mistake
Jaxx66 21
I'd like to just point out the fact that both men and women cheat. It's about equal. Men just 'look' at more women... .but the cheating scale is even. (Not in any way saying cheating is good, or accepted)
farhil 14
I'd say more men cheat on women than women cheat on men. Mainly because girls tend to date douchebags. Nice guys are less likely to date someone in the first place, much less cheat on them
cnkk07 8
#29, trying to picture you, a banana, dressed up as a "stupid asshole" isn't looking very pleasant for me right now. So before you start typing in immature, sexist remarks, make sure the words "hurt and asshole" are not in the same comment next to a picture of a banana.
iBanana 17
I am entitled to my own opinion and my opinion is that most relationships DO have a cheating partner. NOT all, most. If you disagree then feel free to criticize my comment, but once you start bringing in personality it obviously shows the level of maturity your on because of your need to start drama on the Internet.
yadisingh 5
I'm thumbing down everything the Banana says. Just because he got owned.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!
RaidenEl 5
Lol the banana is just an idiot..its fine if it was just an opinion..but stating it as if it's a fact..when it isn't is an ignorant statement..
illmatic2 16
"my opinion is that most relationships DO have a cheating partner." That isn't something that can be an opinion. It's either true or not. And that statement is wrong, unless you can somehow prove otherwise. But I doubt it.
cnkk07 8
Hey Istupid! You're right, you are entitled to your own opinion. I mean, I love bananas. No wait, I hate bananas. But that's my opinion. Right now my level of maturity must be extremely low seeing as though I am commenting back to you. Also, it's funny how your statement went from "most men cheat" to "all relationships DO have a cheating partner" after being owned by several FMLers.
buttercupp2137 0
it's funny, the only reason you said your stupid comment was because its over the internet. and apparently, he must have liked her enough to spend 5 years with her? so stop being a tool and be somebody.
AthleticSwaqq 8
Bahaha, that's what I was thinking too. :D
AthleticSwaqq 8
That was to #85
iBanana 17
Blah blah I have no care for what you people say. All I DO have to say is I DID get owned, but it's the Internet. Oh, and I smell like shit.
biduu 5
#2 since when does OP need to impress her bf to not be cheaded on ? What world do you live on ? --'
IhateMahLife16 0
Can't we all just be buds? ^_^
tiggerbaxon 2
Everyone has it in them to cheat, it's whether or not you chose to go down that path that separates the good from the assholes
Muffin_Man_321 0
Or, maybe its happened to you iBanana
TimysterGates 15
#126 he didn't remember her. to be remembered you need to make some kind of impression. noone deserves to be cheated on.
alexwarfield333 1
You're a jerk
boofgall 16
Who brags about "owning" someone on the Internet anymore? Jesus you guys sound gay.
cnkk07 8
#181... Don't look now but, I think you just pissed off several homosexuals as well as a few Christians.
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
SeedlessMe 13
Hmm, I think it would've only saved him from the painful break up.. She still remembers & has to go through the sucky part! It doesn't seem like it would've been too painful for him anyway, considering he was cheating..
IndiRae 9
All she has to do is give him a sympathy smile, wish him luck with his cancer, and leave. Mind ******.
bejay 4
**** him? He can't remember her because of the crash. Not his fault. Sorry op
StopDropNRoll 11
What if he does remember but chooses to say he doesn't? Just saying could happen.
gators1995 30
I agree with you 166
MassiDelta 28
I'm pretty sure sex isn't the answer
leadman1989 16
That's not another girlfriend that's a flusie if it was two months agos. Damn she must suck a mean dick!
leadman1989 16
I only deal in facts people if you don't want to read it stick a dick in your eye... (FML reference)
danielreader22 4
Or you could just shut up. That seems to be better.
btchinsammy 0
Y stick a dick in ya eye wen u can stick it in ya mouth that'll shut em up
beachyballerina 12
Why don't you shut the **** up nd grow some common sense
nicholedestiny17 0
Now u dnt need to take of him
Savra_fml 17
Sorry, what? Were you in the accident as well? Did you also get a concussion?
Jaxx66 21
'now you don't need to take care of him' I'd assume :)
nicspot1 5
I've got nothing
2ndSucks 15
Thanks for commenting anyways.
perdix 31
My scrolling finger thanks you. And I want to flip you his next-door neighbor.
KiddNYC1O 22
Nothing, The Script. Well done.
tiggerbaxon 2
Yeooo I seen them live epic...she could've went with long gone and moved on lol
je_suis_fml 11
Now is a good time to remember why you should leave..
tsim_fml 0
I know for a fact that its all an act better watch ya back
Commander223 9
"Where's Kelly and Amanda?? And who the **** are you?"
sugar94_fml 17
Karma is a bitch. And he found that out in the worst way possible.
icanhazblivions 1
this is perhaps the saddest fml I have ever read. sorry, OP.
cdogLuvs2golf 0
16 and 17 what are you guys trying to say?
1215116a 14
Give him another concussion.
Michael_Kelso 0
Sounds like a convienent excuse to me.