Today, I found out that being the "bull" of a cuckold relationship is not as good as it looks to be. She is pregnant and now the couple, despite earning triple figures, is suing me for child support. I'm in college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Busymomma12 6
that's why you wrap it up. every time.
JasonThorn 23
Hope it was fun while it lasted, but you were always on the outside on that dynamic. Push for a paternity test, if you haven't already. If the baby is yours, your college fun is over unless you can work your tail off.
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Busymomma12 6
that's why you wrap it up. every time.
Ronald0930 6
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It doesn’t take much to earn three figures
Lalala579121 28
Yeah, all you have to do is email everyone saying that you're a Nigerian prince.
MidnaLink 35
You do understand that “three figures” is at least $100,000 right? So yeah, it does kinda take a lot…
PenguinPal3017 19
Six figures is 100,000 to 999,999. It's called six figures because the number has six figures. The more you know!
jocamo 24
100 000 is a six figure income. 100 is three
nmrhog 15
No, triple figures is 100 to 999. 100,000 is six figures, so it doesn't take a lot to earn triple figures
boopingsnoot 25
So, OP is kinda stupid. We already knew that.
JasonThorn 23
Hope it was fun while it lasted, but you were always on the outside on that dynamic. Push for a paternity test, if you haven't already. If the baby is yours, your college fun is over unless you can work your tail off.
Bubbilility 27
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Why would anyone have any sympathy for you? Don't sleep with someone in a relationship unless you know it's an open relationship.
hades5000 7
In a cuckold relationship all parties know it's happening and are ok with it. He's not cheating or anything.
Catto-Golden 23
A "cuckold" relationship means the guy gets off on watching his girl with another man. The husband was cool with it
ChakatBlackstar 29
A consensual (which we have no reason to believe this isn't) cuckold relationship is by definition an open relationship.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Their fantasy might become your nightmare.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you prefer "Dad", "Pops", "Papa", "Pa", the more formal "Father", or the really formal "Pater"?
raven_of_azarath 35
Or the really old fæder
ChakatBlackstar 29
Well that doesn't seem very fair. Though if you were playing with pregnancy risk, this is the sort of thing you should have discussed ahead of time.
joonsson 21
Get a paternity test. Plus, if she earns more than you she can’t sue for child support if you get joint custody, quite the opposite.
PenguinPal3017 19
Triple figures? Wow! That's up to (and including) $999 a year! How do I get a job like that?
treehead42 10
When people talk about figures they mean thousands. It is not literal. When somebody says they have a 3 figure income they mean over 100,000$ Probably that is what I assume OP meant at least.
Summaria 10
Um no. If people talk about thousands it's "six figure" why would you ever use "triple figures" for that? It's mathematically incorrect and doesn't even make sense in the slightest.
skippydoda 32
Sue for joint custody. Or full Custody, then she'll have to pay you
interesting33 37
hopefully whatever the decision, it will be in the best interests of the child.