serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Anonymous
Worth it
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
secretpornstar
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Top comments
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
DasVolkswagen 1
lmafo
YayFlameWarz 9
Kinky.
Keyman1212 14
2 girls 1 cup was okay I guess. Now 1 man, 1 jar, that shit was terrifyingly erotic. Kinky indeed my friend.
KiddNYC1O 22
Snuff is wack.
LiveLaughFML 10
you can't blame the man. **** doesn't argue or complain. if your brother told his **** collection he liked you better then it likes them, they wouldn't start a fuss.
LiveLaughFML 10
*boyfriend not brother..whoops auto correct!
Enslaved 38
40, Changing your comment to "boyfriend" makes a little more sense but still not sure what you're trying to say. :P 13, I've only heard rumors about that 2 girls1 cup film. Never interested in seeing it. I don't understand people that would want to. Why??? Blah!
raphanne_fml 33
#74 Curiosity maybe? I had never heard of the rumors and I just watched it out of curiosity because somebody mentioned it on a previous thread on FML.... Well, curiosity is not always a good thing...
skata 4
13- terrifyingly erotic?!? those two words should never be used together in a sentence. btw, seen 1 girl 1 horse? now THAT was kinky. *sarcasm*
deadman93 8
hooah!
dirtbiker267 0
I freaked out when I seen that only phrase I can say is " I hate my friends"
HowAreYouToday 34
I saw that film too... Let's just say that going to the bathroom will never be the same
Confuciussay 6
93 - Do you even know what "Hooah" means?
aceman1992 9
Haha what a great guy.
TeeHee124 0
If he loves **** so much.. Why doesn't he just have sex with you?
KiddNYC1O 22
Ask that to op not #3. ^
aceman1992 9
hmm Idk lemme call him up and ask him?
flockz 20
sex between a person named "teehee" and a man referred to as "ace".... hold on let me get my popcorn.
DrDilllonReese 12
What a great guy? Try great girlfriend. He gets to watch ****!
laneylovesu2 3
Soo watch it together? I don't really see a problem here:p
DrDilllonReese 12
59- Or just make their own. THEN watch that together. Double winning!
Forlorn420 9
If they got a friend to join in as well, it could be triple winning
Glitterhinoceros 14
He's a keeper.
thethatoneguy_21 4
Damn, the standards to be someone's boyfriend have done a freakin 180
chane1100 6
#5 marry me?:) lol
copy125 0
So is she haha
DerekBlaskie 6
I hope OP means her ex boy friend.. Honestly I don't get why girls stick Around for douchey guys like that.. Or I hope OPs bf was joking.. Even so bad joke..
SaniK 17
You're an idiot :(
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Give him a new video to add to his collection ;)
dhiran_singh 16
Good idea lol
GeorgiaBea 28
Brilliant!
TemporarySharpie 3
LOL at you
Llama_Face89 34
/facepalm eloquent....
crispy174 7
Is he right?
alival 12
Well probably! :)
False_Stupidity 42
No, I think he is definitely left.
gatesofthewest 5
Let him get some new **** while you get a new boyfriend!
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
MichellinMan 20
Damn right, boners.
WaSiSimiLang 8
True that. Everyone likes boners, even girls, at the right time of course...
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Boners I love you sorry I though u were fake I was just unsure, you are my favorite fml commenter
_daniellesays_ 10
I actually don't :/ ..however I know if I were a guy I totally would, it's just different to me I guess haha
every1luvsboners 11
Danielle, no need to lie. We're not here to ridicule or belittle you. I did hear that you were at one time the master debater.
tinkerbell2oo8 4
I'm not going to lie, I have masturbated before, but honestly it doesn't satisfy me at all. I have used several toys, but nothing it just leaves me in a very horny state sex is way better. the touch and feel and foreplay during is my major turn on
ikickgingers 15
Works better than ambien.
leemurcat 5
If you don't like to ********** then you're probably doing it wrong. Watch some ****, they'll show you how to get it done (;
Guido25897 4
Do what #4 said and then tell him to press alt + F4 right when he's in the middle of one.