Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I finished part of a project. When I asked my coworkers what they thought, they said they liked one of the few things that had already been implemented almost a year ago. Thanks for noticing. FML
Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML
Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML
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Top comments
chocolatelvr 5
Guessing that was the programmer intentionally trolling from afar
tanekdrachonae 19
You've got to be more careful with your **** viewing. You sound click happy.
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Comments (88)
chocolatelvr 5
Guessing that was the programmer intentionally trolling from afar
minesbiggerr 25
Next time us control shift N you can go into incognito mode no history or saved sites only have to click out of the browser
happyevil 10
I'm kinda disappointed with the comments on this FML...
negb 30
I don't see the big deal...he can reset his home page. Not like he shared it on Facebook.
GreatGeak 8
lol @69 your comment number says it all. anyway, he probably didn't realize he set it as his homepage until it was to late.
DeviOomaki 9
That might have caused some trouble o.o
Kyuzomi 12
Thank you captain obvious. This isn't FML or anything. -.-
Drebinius 15
Well that wasn't very nice.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
It isn't?!? Shit, I'm in the wrong town then.
DeviOomaki 9
How so? All I'm saying is that the button placement could cause some trouble. Like you think you set a homepage and it doesn't.
arandomusernameaa 20
Pretty sure he didn't want to set a page as his homepage... More like he wanted to delete his browsing history and set an inappropriate site as him homepage...
hannahsnyder69 16
It all matters who uses that computer next
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I mean op CAN change it back.
RoseBlack123 37
There's not enough information to show whether or not it's the kind of program where you can get your stuff back. Still, FYL, I've had that happen to me before too
Derpet 18
He's talking about a web browser and accidentally changing the start page to something inappropriate, which he probably discovered after someone else had used the browser.
Shiloh0000 8
You read it wrong. He/she set **** as their homepage instead of deleting it from the search history like they were trying to do.
minesbiggerr 25
#61 YOU read it wrong it never said **** or the actual website for that matter.
mattdaviess 6
You can issue that he was watching ****, it isn't complicated. If you were looking up types of dogs for example, you wouldn't delete your history, what's the point of that.
mattdaviess 6
Assume
Sandman366 6
Its obviously something he wanted removed from the history, doesn't matter if its a MLP wiki or ****, he didn't want anyone to know he was there. And then it was his homepage.
Josie Stiger 10
you got it backwards, he was trying to delete something and set it to the home page.
Blastoid 13
"Amusement park next to the sewage system" - God (the original troller)
happle 21
Or maybe the land owners?
evilplatypus 39
For those of you who don't realize, that's the punch line to an old joke referring to how people's "amusement parks" (genitals) are next to/part of the "sewage system" (anus, urethra, what have you).
polishguy05 15
Well your best bet is to probably set a password on your computer now
onlychildFTW 34
Or go to google and set that as the new homepage, then clear history.
tanekdrachonae 19
You've got to be more careful with your **** viewing. You sound click happy.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I don't see why people don't just use private browsing or incognito windows..
SarahFuckingMae 8
I don't see why people bother clearing their history after they watch ****. If someone went on MY computer and went through my history and got mad at me for watching ****, that'd be ****** up.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
53- I don't think people'd worry about others getting mad at them. I think they worry about people finding out what kind of sick ***** they are.
pwnman 33
But now you can set another website as your homepage
SpacemanX 8
Two different possibilities. 1) Selected set as homepage on a site on accident and someone saw. 2) Accidentally cleared your history when trying to save a site. Sucks either way. Although I think number one isn't one I'd rather have happen.
tiger8255 13
A third could be that he found that the homepage was changed to something he'd rather not see and the person explained they meant to clear history.
Fitzinator1995 13
Wonder what kind of stuff you were watching...
13ky13 20
Japanese tentacle ****, obviously.
allie2590 31
Brazilian fart ****.
_TheWoman_ 6
Animal ****.
JMichael 26
16- and how do you know that exists?
Dawnstempest 17
@27 Because of rule 34.
littlekellilee 45
Elderly lesbian ****.
Goldenchest 14
Barney.
SuperMew 22
Santa ****
onlychildFTW 34
Santa **** is great for this time of year, so festive.
aire101 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD-KVQ_Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player