Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was enjoying the sun, an old man with prosthetic leg and no clothes on sat next to me. He took off his fake leg and put it behind his head. Then he opened his legs revealing his "stuff." I will never unsee this. Ever. FML
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
Today, while delivering an Amazon package, I arrived to this one house where the man was outside, so I just handed it to him. As he was reaching for it, his robe popped open. Twice. He was wearing nothing but the robe, and he was your typical fat, hairy, 40-year-old man. My poor eyes. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
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slooby_fml 25
That is deviously genius
Nyx_fml 23
That old man surely knows how to promote himself. No more trench coats, gotta keep up with the technology.
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Comments (165)
slooby_fml 25
That is deviously genius
\ 28
This man is the Master Cyberpunk Troll.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Elderly person of the year
SuddenDeath5 15
Elderlys strike again
Palirose 22
Im a little bit curious myself and want to see if his webpage is real. Am I wrong for being this curious? Lol
Cleu 12
No, it's fine to be curious, but remind yourself that curiosity killed the cat.
SJParker 13
I just want to know how this makes op's life suck.
LowExpectations 30
#129, it sucks for OP because he/she was exposed to old man dong.
applebramble 22
It could be one of those bad grandpa pranks from Jackass haha
ballpython 15
BRILLIANT!!!
Chumbowamba 10
Genius ******* genius!!!!! and maybe he wasnt attractive XD i doubt. it would be here if it was a person who was model type hahaha
GoatWhiskers 2
I'd love to have that shirt.
perdix 31
#2, do you want people to go see the picture of that naked, old dude? Interesting.
negb 30
So that exact shirt with the code leading to the naked old man or a shirt like that leading to a naked picture of you? Or both?!
starile 20
#18, it'd be the best troll ever! No one will ever suspect a grinning old naked man. His grandkids probably made that shirt for him as a Christmas gift.
quontag 15
I wish your mom had that shirt
Soloman212 28
I would hope his grand kids don't have pictures of him standing naked and grinning.
Roskie 16
#69 What is this, middle school?
IvyOswin 17
With jokes like those, I bet #69 gets a kick out of being the 69th commenter.
vipirius 18
69 It's people like you that make new wish FML had an age limit.
gimmicksz 9
#69 is 26yo lol age limit wont do anything
rockpop 4
That is AMAZINGLY epic!
Nyx_fml 23
That old man surely knows how to promote himself. No more trench coats, gotta keep up with the technology.
michael666 7
no shit, he's the next wave of sex offenders, except its not his fault when you see him naked.
\ 28
You can make a shirt like that foryourself for about $20.
Catkam623 27
What is this site where I can do this
SomeRandomGuy15 18
72- Jesus, man. Learn to take a joke.
rememberkids 14
Pedo Vans and Free Candy are SO 20th Century...
DKjazz 20
In all seriousness, is a shirt like this legal? It seems equivalent to meatspinners and lemonpartiers. I can't think of a reason it isn't legal, except for being similar to trenchcoat flashers. Even then, they chose to scan the qr code.
Aczidraindrop420 7
Did you give the guy a high five?
abbypoo 11
Yeah, but now you have an awesome story!
ms_zoe 8
The elderly strikes again!
perdix 31
That blows up the stereotype about how old people can't use technology ;)
gc327072 31
But not the one that old people love to troll.
perdix 31
#34, no, that one is on the money more often than not ;)
SlapAndTickle 20
Funny thing Perdix, after reading most of your comments for a while, I can imagine you doing this.
Not_Impressed13 9
I don't think I want to see Perdix do this... lol!
Enslaved 38
Hmmmm instead-- I picture him wearing the Official "FML" T-shirt, waiting to see if one of us would recognize this site and question who he is. :P
perdix 31
#55, your instincts are right. Instead of a photo, I'm thinking a naked Zumba video. Leaving snacks in the tree outside my window for my stalkers is working out expensive, especially catering to those with nut allergies.
chabelo 10
im a perdix fan since 2009 or 2010 lol I can see him doing exactly something like that. . and I agree a video would be better
RoboCunnilingus 23
#34 is thumbed down but #42 has been thumbed up. Why exactly?
vffjvsegb 11
You'll be forever scarred of QR codes
efettes 19
You mean scared?
MermaidAnnariea 10
maybe both. scared and [mentally] scarred.
laden_swallow09 35
If that's all it takes to be mentally scar you for life… having psychotic episodes, hallucinating… you likely have deeper problems than seeing an old man, naked.
DarkSaul 20
What you seen, cannot be unseen. Am I the only who got a freaking mental image in my mind.
VancouverGuy89 9
No !!! I can to!
lex1459 38
Wow
annie_nk 23
Troll grandpa strikes again!