Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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Top comments
xohxbrittanyrae 0
At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age
pat2rome 0
As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.
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pat2rome 0
As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.
augustheat821 0
agreed
realggirl 0
Oh no, please not a reply feature! *Thinks of all the websites she's visited where a million people hit reply to the first comment just to be heard*
p0kegeek 4
sweet now i'm fourth
jewelzgalore 0
agreed with #82
imabroncofan 0
O like you! (and me kekekeke)
MasterModeraor 0
LUCKYY!!! you get to have hannah montana give u head every day twice a day. you do brush twice a day rite? YDDI (you dont deserve it)... i do
CandyKisses 0
Ahaha, agreed. I love it.
lilacwords 0
That's actually kind of cool.
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
*reply* YES PEOPLE HEAR ME!!!!!!!
999Ammar 0
LMFAO u rant about the reply feature then use it yourself to rant about the reply feature!!!! YOU = PATHETIC HYPOCRITE
urmomluvsme 0
he is lucky, i would love for her to give me head.
anonymousjason 0
1) Awesome present. 2) I got jack for mine - not even a toothbrush. My friends at school pitched in and bought me a cake - nothing from the parents or older brother. Guess they forgot...?
wooters 1
agreed #2 :) but ur life ain't ******... just have a shitty totthbrush and a unthoughtful family :)
cellerbeck 4
I LOVE hannah Montana and I'm a 14 year old guy! Hannah Montana FTW
Brittney_E 0
thats what he said! (to op)
May525XoXo 8
LOL at # 1. And op, tooth tunes?
xohxbrittanyrae 0
At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age
tracylynn2014 0
I meant to thumbs up that... Oops.
momolee 4
True. Most probably she got you something she likes within her budget.
rukusrazor 0
...and your pants!
SomeRussianGirl 3
I was thinking the same thing! XD
BlackberryStone 0
FYL indeed!!!
CandyApple 0
haha #3 :P
brunoisbeast 0
LOL I'm #4
pugpuggy 21
No... Your number 6.
kscott88 0
Okay, here's what you do: ********** with it. Like #3 is saying. Because, c'mon, how hilarious would that be?
linseybrooke 0
that's what I was going to say
wtfxckmate 0
FYL, but it depends what song it is.
Ilovelife07 0
Thats kind of awesome, I want one
happygoluckyhh 0
At least you have a toothbrush to brush with. Some people don't. Also, can you not use it without letting her know?
happylittleman 0
You're annoying.
nr790 0
Your mums annoying!!