Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
ShadowNinja445 12
before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP
mpkpm 19
Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!
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Comments (129)
mchmelev1993 10
-throws up- he dont deserve an ounce of you these next nine months period tell him to get used to blue balls ;)
tayymeds 23
I guess at least he's trying...
babeababe 16
He sounds like a keeper.
cheezter 15
That's true love
my_user_name 7
Without knowing if he was joking or not, it's hard to judge. I don't think most guys' brains are working quite correctly when they get news like that anyway. At least this shows he's not ditching you; that's better than some FMLs I've read. Still not the most supportive thing he could have said, to be sure.
DestinysChampion 17
At least the kid cares, and was willing to try something, meaning it truthfully or not. Before you rip into him or start to feel bad, just think - he's still with you. It's going to be okay.
tehdarkness 21
Haha at least he is on board!
Sanduril 15
Am I the only one that thinks what he said is kinda sweet?
rockhead1270 5
Pregnant sex is terrific!!!!! Especially in the office.
conman531 23
That's better than him having a pregnancy fetish