Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, because I'm still the emergency contact for my ex, I'm waiting to take him home after a routine surgery. I'm also trapped with his potential next girlfriend, who showed up and is trying to become best friends with me. She has giggled after every sentence for the past three hours like she's twelve. FML
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
Talk to her. Let her know that if she came to see you, she should actually be seeing you (and not just your apartment).
RichardPencil 32
Hey, she’s keeping your bed warm for you for when you return. She’s taking one for the team (probably more than one!)
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
Hey, she’s keeping your bed warm for you for when you return. She’s taking one for the team (probably more than one!)
joeyl1990 28
Apparently she wants lovin more than she wants flowers.
blahblabbity 19
at least she’s not using your hospital bed...
Allie614032 34
Talk to her. Let her know that if she came to see you, she should actually be seeing you (and not just your apartment).
tibtak 20
She came either way
chosha_fml 27
Seems she’s also looking for a cure for what ails her.
dexter420 21
I hope it wasn’t your boyfriend
wmayrhofer 18
what, did you pay for her ticket or something?
Lobby_Bee 18
You scratch my back, I'll scratch your back. Seriously though, how long can the sex last? You can't expect her to be beside you 24/7, she needs a break sometime and this might be one of those breaks.
Demon_of_Light 27
The friend and OP live on opposite sides of the country. Up until this visit, all of the time was a break.
Andrea McCarrell 9
Umm... She said she's waiting at the hospital while her supposedly BFF bangs a stranger in HER apartment. So that means she hasn't even seen her yet since her friend got in from the opposite coast. MEANING there was no need for a "break" and she wasn't expecting her friend to be with her 24/7, but to at least be there for her after she just got in. I swear, you're either, a troll or stupid.
DanielleinDC 34
Some friend. When you get back on your feet, kick this person out of your life.
QueenAfrodite 8
Worst friend ever