Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thought about having kids and, without a pause, he went, “Ew, no thanks.” I’m pretty sure I’m six weeks pregnant so, yeah… FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Alpacater 0
Maybe he was shocked and trying to be funny. If not, FYL.
darkmis1 18
10-the OP never said she didn't wanna be pregnant-that's not the FML(it's that her bf is more into sex than having a kid with her) OP-at least he didn't leave you. I know a lot of guys who would leave their gfs if that happened.
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Comments (61)
Pennypoo 0
hahaha sucks. But I don't really see how it's an FML.
White667 0
Yeah, I agree there. What's FML about this? It's not even a YDI it's just... "So?"
rmc 0
Yeah I don't really see the FML in this either. Maybe it's not the response you were hoping for, but what he asked about is also important. =)
fudgesicle 6
are you pregnant thou
Alpacater 0
Maybe he was shocked and trying to be funny. If not, FYL.
Dalby 0
Yeah, that sucks that he is ok with you being pregnant. Why couldn't he just dump you like a real man.
skyttlz 32
I agree with #3
Rose_916 16
A real man wouldn't dump a girlfriend he got pregnant (maybe he wasnt the one who got he pregnant idk
Dlzq 22
He is obviously sarcastic, retards.
z411811 0
sucks so close to first :(
youaresofucked 0
no one cares
legendofdon 0
fifth!
visage 0
YDI.... Should have made him wrap it up, huh? The great part is you can shag all you want without a care! At least for the next couple months...
Bullshet 0
FYL because you're pregnant (and I'm assuming you don't wanna be right?) But at least you bf isn't going to just up and leave you and the kid.
barron_dulce 0
thats men for ya
darkmis1 18
10-the OP never said she didn't wanna be pregnant-that's not the FML(it's that her bf is more into sex than having a kid with her) OP-at least he didn't leave you. I know a lot of guys who would leave their gfs if that happened.
RealityChecker 0
Prolly she blows well if her bf didn't leave her because she got pregnant.
Crunchy08 0
I think this is kind of an fml because she either didn't want a kid but now has to be pregnant for the next 9 months and raise the kid or put it up for adoption....or she was really excited but her bf isn't and she is anticipating the lack of support she is gonna have during her pregnancy and possibly the childs life, if he sticks around that long...