Jessie
Brighton, United Kingdom
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
No kidding
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Chill out, dude
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Username
France
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Haitwun
El Monte, United States
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
preggers
United States
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Anonymous
Mineola, United States
Trapped
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Anonymous
United States
What will people think?
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Anonymous
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
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dudeisuck 7
maybe he thinks ur not the mother
Ainarr 29
Implying that she might be cheating in order to get out of taking responsibility for fathering a child is a dick move.
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jbuckets_404 39
Spoken like a true Jerry Springer/ Steve Wilkos watcher! ;-) [--Channeling RichardPencil] Best of luck, OP! Sounds like you're gonna need it.... :-(
RichardPencil 32
Maury! Maury! Maury! “You are....not the father!”
jbuckets_404 39
Maybe he's hoping that she's not even the mother.... [See Richard's remark below.]
Mathalamus 25
I don't see anything wrong with that.
hereforfmls 17
I dont really either alot of people like to cheat now a days so I'm sure he just wants to be sure it is in fact his.
Ainarr 29
Implying that she might be cheating in order to get out of taking responsibility for fathering a child is a dick move.
stormy0307 16
OP also could in fact be cheating and or the boyfriend is suspicious of her doing so.
kfchicken 31
we don't know how good their relationship is so there's no way to make a good moral call lol
dudeisuck 7
maybe he thinks ur not the mother
jbuckets_404 39
Alas, the word "paternity" - and not "maternity" - gives it away. Of course, he could simply be just that stupid....
Stephanie Claire 12
Maybe because he doesn’t want kids and doesn’t want it to be his
jbuckets_404 39
That tends to be a common trait amongst long-term boyfriends....
blondie45 21
Then he shouldn’t be playing hide the sausage...
RichardPencil 32
You can never be sure when you have an open relationship. Sounds like you’re in one, but your boyfriend has neglected to tell you.
Magtec 11
Perhaps he's been told that he's infertile, or he had a vasectomy and never told you.
Memnoc 26
That happened to me once. I had a vasectomy in 2001. In 2005 a girl tried to say I got her pregnant. After a quick trip to the doc, I still had a no sperm count.
Cat Michele Davila 3
It sounds like he's cheating. I'm single and friends with married, engaged and men who are boyfriends. I promise you these men flirt hard with pictures. The same day they have a romantic dinner, an argument, vacations, even a pregnancy announcement on social media, with a picture of the couple as a social media profile picture. They still cheat with pictures, and beg to see me to have sex. The way he acted, after 4 years?! Girl, he's cheating. You need to make a fake social media account and catfish him. See for yourself, I'm not even joking. Men really don't give a shit, they see a hot girl. They click.
TrashlifeKaylala 12
Do not do what that Cat girl here said. Terrible idea. Nor does it mean he’s cheating. And not all men are like that. I’ve known several loyal and goodhearted men. Maybe he thinks its not his?
ScubaSteve518 4
He may actually be trying to protect is rights. Most places he has no rights if he's not proven to be the father since you aren't married.
mas12806 24
… so are you pregnant?