Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Hard pass
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
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thesubbybubbies 9
First
mealsonwheels 12
he has been watching too much hentai.
michaelaranda 28
no, otherwise he'd have a tentacle fetish.
\ 28
That's relatively tame compared to hentai...
Grayness_ 26
Experience talks uh #2? Haha
mealsonwheels 12
would you tell someone even if it was your wife that you have a tentacle fetish... yea that's what I thought.
KawaiiCupcake 14
What? There is hentai like that!!?
mealsonwheels 12
#42 there a whole world of weird fetishes out there man and hentai is the gateway to all of them
loawe 10
lol, more often than not hentai have females that have been impregnated by tentacles
Therid 22
64, not all of them. Nearly though.
Nyx_fml 23
Hey, good thing it's an easy one, if you decide to indulge him. You can just take the belly off when you're done. Unlike with a real pregnancy.
martin8337 36
Amen, brother.
Palirose 22
I don't see him having this fetish as an issue. There are far worse things he could be into... And as you said she can just take the fake belly off. You have to be willing to try different things in the bedroom to keep it alive right?
kirasant 19
Yeah, this is my opinion. And at least he trusts OP enough to tell her. A lot of marriages end because people aren't honest and end up sneaking around. Maybe OP should use this as a chance to indulge a kink of her own.
KawaiiCupcake 14
That is why it's called a "fetish" I have a freaky one too-ish We all do
ilytyvm 25
you have peaked my curiosity #43...
SneezyBear 27
The thing is though, even though I agree it's hardly the worst fetish out there, I wouldn't want to find out about it only AFTER I got married. Even if a couple decides to wait until after marriage to actually have sex, they should still be honest to each other about any weird shit they're into. I know nearly everyone has some weird turn-ons or fetishes or fantasies of some kind, but it's never something you should hide until after you've tied the knot. I'd be annoyed about that if I were OP. Also to all the people saying OP's hubby should stop watching **** or hentai, I doubt all or even the majority of fetishes are 'introduced' to people. I have a fantasy of my own which 'started' when I was about 5 years old - it wasn't sexual then, just something that secretly fascinated me as a child and as I grew older it developed into a sexual fantasy without the aid of a single **** video. Jussayin.
emilyjgraham 34
#80, you just said you wouldn't want to find out after tying the knot but you also said you DEVELOPED the fetish? Maybe OP's husband did too. Maybe over time he has grown sexually fond of a pregnant belly and wanted to share this new found thought with his wife. I mean, you said yourself something happened with you from the age of five and it turned sexual. Maybe OP's husband has always found pregnant women attractive but only recently started having sexual feelings toward them. :)
SneezyBear 27
#94 When I say 'as I grew older' I meant from say 5 years old to 13 or 14 years old - as soong as hormones kicked in and sex ed and all that crap, it turned sexual. It's not something that you normally discuss in public or with friends so I don't know what it's like for many other people, but a couple of my exes did have fetishes that they revealed to me and according to them it also 'developed' in a similar way to mine. I do know that many sexual fetishes that are classified as disorders in the DSM (e.g. ones where people can only get off by exposing themselves to random people or secretly watching other people have sex) generally also follow the same pattern, so I figured that was how these things normally worked. I guess it's possible that OP's husband was a 'late bloomer', or got married very young, I just didn't think either of those possibilities were likely. If he only realised the fetish after the marriage then obviously what I said earlier is completely irrelevant.
Enslaved 38
Or just drink lots and lots of beer to get that look!
martin8337 36
Not the same thing.
RedPillSucks 33
Free pass to eat all she wants and get fat. She'll be pregnant all the time.
Thiana_Fox 3
I agree with #3, give it a shot.
RoseBlack123 37
He's a keeper
ComoEsJuan 24
Ya know, it could be a lot worse. If he only wants her to fake packing it on so he can pack it in, just go with it.
DocBastard 40
You know, there's another way of satisfying his fetish...you know...you know... Ok, it's for you to actually get pregnant. For ****'s sake, do I have to spell everything out for you?
Jazmine453 8
I will probably get down voted for this, but I will admit I was actually confused until he spelled it out.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Me too, 23. I totally thought he meant for OP to take a shit in a pool! Whew, thank god he told us..
djxerxes9000 18
#23 is a prime example of someone who shouldn't breed...
TheGodDamnJoker 9
50 - and the trophy goes to djxerxes9000 with the most overused and unoriginal comment of the year.
ViktoriaaKills 13
at least he said breed and not bread!
Ibuki 15
If he really wants you to do it, then you should also try out one of yours
RabbitOfAurora 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you don't want to, let him sleep with other pregnant women. It's not like he can get them knocked up.
RawrImaDragon 18
That's a terrible idea.
sunnyray812 42
You're stupid to say that cheating is ok and to let him do it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Maybe I'm going on a whim here, but I do believe they were joking..
JaegerMayCry 13
I think it would be best to assume they're joking. If not, then we know of one woman who should not be knocked up.
Helldemon 32
Not that I agree with 9 but I don't think it's cheating if she let's him do it and is ok with it.
freshnice1 4
Lmao nice ...
ForkymeetsPorky 15
Pillow party?